The United States just spent Two Trillion Dollars on Military Equipment. We are the biggest and by far the BEST in the World! If Iran attacks an American Base, or any American, we will be sending some of that brand new beautiful equipment their way...and without hesitation!
Me: Help, internet, I'm too sick to sleep.
Internet: You need rest.
Me: But I can't rest, my cold is keeping me up.
Internet: A good night's sleep will fix that right up.
Me: But-
Internet: SLEEP.