Nathan

[Chad Leistikow🆑 @ChadLeistikow]

This is equivalent to nearly 40% of the career receiving yards (197) Wetjen had at Iowa.

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Shipping companies say the Strait of Hormuz is closed. An elderly convict who regularly shits himself in public says it's open. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?

[Scott Dochterman @ScottDochterman]

@untilgame @rkrager8 Kirk knows the names of people who make the food, sweep the floors and make deliveries. I’ve heard countless stories about that. It’s the complete opposite with the former MBB coach and especially his family.

[Matthew Winick @matthewwinick]

Insane Iowa stat:

Clemson is a top-25 defensive rebounding % team
Florida is a top-25 2-point % defense team
Nebraska is a top-25 3-point % defense team

Iowa forced Clemson's single-worst dreb% of the year
Iowa forced Florida's single-worst 2pt% D of the year
Iowa force Nebraska's single-worst 3pt% D of the year

The Hawkeyes not only beat three very good teams, but beat three very good teams at EXACTLY what those opponents were best at.

Impossible.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Correct. It took like 9 masked cowards to take down one soylennial protester and when they saw he was packing they pissed their pants and killed him. Just like Ross shit himself and killed a mom in a Honda pilot.

This is alpha male behavior? They should be in diapers.

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

maga: Sorry those kids were killed at school but no one’s taking away my right to carry. Fuck that.

Also maga: He was carrying. ICE is justified.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Every bowl season, someone in another conference gets the full Iowa Experience.

Yes, there's a two-star recruit OL who is a future NFL Draft pick. No, you can't block the defensive front. Yes, there's always another tight end you've never heard of making plays.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

The Situation Room tonight

[Nathan @NathanDaniel515]

@eriklutz

[Nathan @NathanDaniel515]

@eriklutz Erik. There is football on

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

When dad blows up your supplier’s boat

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

👇

[Coach Aaron @vettepassby35]

Charlie Kirk (a college dropout) called Michelle Obama, a graduate of Princeton, and Harvard law a dei hire and a beneficiary of affirmative action. To call him a great American Patriot is literally insane.

[Nathan @NathanDaniel515]

@justin_hart ?

[Cosmic Stanza @CatsandDogsmem]

@BlackSabbath