Nathan Self

[Nathan Self @NathanSelf10]

On behalf of @Justin_Self3 we regret to inform you that this statement has been flagged as misinformation

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

I *only* trust the government. None of my friends are giving state of the union addresses. Not a single family member has a press secretary. #accountability

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Later today, with the signing of the Inflation Reduction Act into law, we make history.

[Nathan Self @NathanSelf10]

Lol it was actually a picture of a sausage shot on some dude’s iPhone. How dare you disgrace the Hubble though

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Looks like Hubble took it 🙄

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Pictures from Hubble: blurry, not cool, out of focus, kinda lame

James Webb pictures: crisp, beautiful, make you question everything

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

ELLA TOONE SUBS ON AND PUTS ENGLAND AHEAD WITHIN MINUTES WITH A CHIP OVER THE KEEPER!!!!

[Patrick Broe @LanterneRougeYT]

Detailed analysis below of the Joe Biden bike crash from a self-appointed professional cycling expert

[Nathan Self @NathanSelf10]

It’s time for republican senators and elected officials to look at some numbers that aren’t preceded by dollar signs

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Here's my essay, "How to Reduce Shootings," first published in 2017 and, tragically, still applicable today. We won't reduce killings to zero, but we have the means to reduce shootings by many thousands a year -- if only we can summon the political will. https://t.co/avVvSu95nH

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Here's my essay, "How to Reduce Shootings," first published in 2017 and, tragically, still applicable today. We won't reduce killings to zero, but we have the means to reduce shootings by many thousands a year -- if only we can summon the political will. https://t.co/avVvSu95nH

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

If a right-wing movement attacks the seat of government, then tries to whip up mobs to attack school board meetings for teaching that racism exists, and the other side responds by trying to pass more highway funding, is it really any surprise the reactionaries gain ground?

[rm @sprainhill]

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Ugh punxsutawney phil couldn’t solve the Wordle so we’re gonna have another year of Covid :(

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Climate Report Finds Humanity’s Plot To Kill Off Emperor Penguin By Heating Planet Going Exactly As Planned https://t.co/U9SjjVI3SS

[Chris Blattman @cblatts]

Not the opening lines I would have picked.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

F me. Just dropped $150 on a customized Cubs jersey but I screwed up the information fields and accidentally had it embroidered with my credit card number.

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

BERGWIJN WITH THE LATE STOPPAGE TIME BRACE TO TAKE TOTTENHAM FROM 2-1 DOWN TO WINNING THE MATCH 3-2!

SCENES!!!!
#LEITOT

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Recruiter Saw Your Background In Computer Science And Thought Maybe You’d Be Interested In Working Part-Time At A Kohl’s In Sioux City https://t.co/G7eHfj5Dma

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

for crying out loud, i was only half serious

[Nathan Self @NathanSelf10]

Wordle 210 3/6

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[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)