Nathan Trout

[Nathan Trout @NathanTrout]

After Watergate, people bought bumper stickers saying “Don’t blame me, I’m from Massachusetts”, because it was the only state Nixon didn’t win. I want one that says “Don’t blame me, I voted for chaos with Ed Miliband”.

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@TeatherEdward @LukeThomsonLAB I’m always wondering who the most recent historical figure to have a pub named after them is. Harold Wilson is probably a good shout.

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@AndyBozzie @Acqulesce_ Our identity is too deep and complex to be drawn on a shortbread tin.

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@mcdermottkc_ @Microsoft The fact some glitches have been on Word for about 20 years and through multiple versions stops me getting my hopes up.

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@andrastimot I don’t think he’s claiming he can make the NHS so good that people achieve immortality.

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@mcandidate What sort of dreck could he possibly have expected to not put Elbow straight to 5.

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@Nathanswfc2004 Haven’t you heard? Mexico and Norway are shit now that we’ve beaten them.

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@Dave_C90 He let himself down not telling someone it was a glass of white wine

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@Mik3z_ They inflate the price of the 500ml bottles so the meal deal looks like good value.

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@strixperegrinus @tompainebones If it was English only they’d say that making the Welsh work while the English get a day off is proof they’re a colony.

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The evil English are making us have a day off work.

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Nothing says colony more than Wales having an enforced bank holiday if England win the football but are not allowed a bank holiday to celebrate St.David's Day.

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My thoughts go out to reality TV producers across the country.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Former Conservative minister Ann Widdecombe dies aged 78 https://t.co/xj1BWJ2VKu

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@mcandidate The best thing about this sort of exchange is that both are insufferable in their own way.

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@JHJCSports Saw someone comment on Kyle Sinckler’s post with tips for his scrummaging a few weeks ago.

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@_andrewkerr_ Same at every Co-op too. They’ve just installed new ones in my local one and they’re still terrible.

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@Jus10sweat @Dame_00161 @adamsonjon The point is that it isn’t simply a matter of being a good athlete in a generic sense. The physical requirements for different sport varies so much even before you get into skill.

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@benhoobs I hadn’t realised they were separate characters until right now. The same day I find out Binface is a HIGNFY writer. Stealing someone else’s joke is fitting if nothing else.

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@JakeWrightUK Telling someone whose house burnt down that at least they didn’t die in the fire.

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Prince Andrew when he has to cancel off Jeffrey Epstein

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@Beingmono @qobwashere

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@FIwatch1 @Specops119 @PolitlcsUK Rupert Lowe is an ex-Tory