If we ever get rid of Moyes, I hope to god we throw any money we’ve got at the feller who sits a few rows back from me. He’s got the answers to any problems we come across in every game
Abdoulaye Doucoure is the funniest footballer I’ve ever watched. He scores some proper vital goals and breaks records for Everton and yet manages to fall over himself attempting a 2 yard pass
Carlo Ancelotti has won 31 trophies as a boss, including 5 Champions Leagues. But him making DCL a functioning forward who could score goals might go down as his greatest managerial achievement