S1mpl3_N0m4d

Hephaestus' favorite henchman, official sponsor of the apocalypse, professional cat wrangler. (who/me?)

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

Here’s a fantastic brochure about fascism written during World War Two - you may notice just how many similarities there are between them and the MAGA movement, Canada First, Etc.

You may want to print a copy off before the US tries to erase it.

https://t.co/LyrheOZl4V

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@CTVNationalNews A development fund? The owners of the Ambassador happen to be construction magnates. Suppose they get paid via *both* bridges now? Seems Trumpian enough.
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https://t.co/M5pmYxh78r

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@davidfrum @davidakin @josh_wingrove A development fund? The owners of the Ambassador just happen to be construction magnates. Suppose they get paid via *both* bridges now? Seems Trumpian enough.
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https://t.co/M5pmYxh78r

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@CTVNews Maybe we should be asking what *kind* of missiles he plans to use, hm? He is the vindictive type, after all. ☢️☢️☢️

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@natnewswatch Can’t say I blame them for not applying anymore. Try working a Fed. job on temp for a year or so, then try applying for that same job you were literally just doing. You’ll see.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@AFP ….and then he dragged the reporters in for questioning him. 🙄 https://t.co/fiKbc6KdPT

[CNBC @CNBC]

Multiple New York Times reporters issued subpoenas over Air Force One reporting https://t.co/YJrxWcLhDP

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@CanadaGoose911 I found this blog to be an interesting take on it all.

Frankly, if we are being compelled to pick a side, I don’t see why they don’t have to live with their choices, too. “Yeah, we hate him, but the money’s good” just doesn’t cut it anymore.

https://t.co/7wkoLZPa5g

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@peggy_blair Givin the baby his bottle?

We’ll re-negotiate when he 🐸s, like everyone else is planning to do.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@CBSNews OVER A YEAR AGO: Defence experts said it would take literally YEARS to bring Trump’s new toy - possibly compromised at the source- up to AirForce One standards. You don’t just crack open & fully re-wire 747s. It’s COMPLICATED.

But he’s a 300 lb. toddler, so it flew out anyway.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@Angry_Staffer I mean, it’s no surprise. How many fences did the prick put up last time he was in there? Two? Three?

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

Okay, okay, now that “Whinestone Cowboy” is blowing up online, maybe one more.

*ahem*

“Must be pretty hard to fight ‘woke’ when you’re already dressed in a nightgown.”

Bazinga. 😄

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@thehill Hard to believe this could be happening! How long has it been since he THREATENED TO ASSASINATE THE ENTIRE IRANIAN PEACE DELEGATION? One week? Two?

Poor cupcake. 😭 Quick: Someone fetch him a Metamucil and a 12 year old.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@cwebbonline You know he’s going to guild the whole damn thing before they finally chisel him out of there, right?

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

Woods went Private on his Twitter account once Teen Vogue dropped this little jem about him thirsting for a 16 year old.

Is that it? Is GOP Party membership considered some kind of pedo immunity these days? 🤨

[RedMerylJeep🇨🇦 @canadavsengland]

@P_Kallioniemi https://t.co/UWK9N7ATn9

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@canadavsengland Not gonna lie: The journalism at Teen Vogue is literally helping to save civilization at this point. ✊

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@krassenstein Dumbsh1t Russian wanna-bs.

https://t.co/YEDIRlSjKo

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@Telegraph Foundered or acquitted, huh? So all is forgiven?Interesting. Just saying, but maybe you should dig a little deeper into the local crew experiences during ‘The Shipping News’ filming. Quite a few rumors around that one.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@washingtonpost When you’re so far to the right that you think nothing of allocating more money to concentration camps than hospitals, everyone looks like they’re on the far-left.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@kinsellawarren American trust & reliability was perfectly free to put a metaphorical 🔫 in its own mouth, and it did. Trump has a track record of wrecking orders on a whim; Would it surprise anyone if, as it’s about to ship, he decided that the whole thing should go to ICE instead? Hell, no.

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@TheJasonPugh One particular farmer from the US that I follow had an interesting take on a very similar situation. (“Woke“ became an unpopular position once they had gotten all that they wanted. Looking at you, CPC).

https://t.co/ACH0LNWg3F

[S1mpl3_N0m4d @NationOfJason]

@Philly_P87 The US just isn’t seen as a reliable partner anymore. Exercising the freedom to destroy their own credibility was a decision they made all on their own.

But hey,if those a-holes in congress want to launch another bull-💩”investigation” like they did with redneck
booze, go nuts.