Nartalop

Serving up a below average commentary on an average life

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Willing to send monthly edible arrangements to people who will promote my twitter account or just like my tweets

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I was having a great day until I remembered @panerabread discontinued their French toast bagel

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I wish I could eat a bagel, regurgitate it and eat it again infinity times.

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Just a reminder @panerabread sucks for discontinuing the French toast bagel. Y’all suck :/

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Fancy dinner :) in the city ! Who do you think ate the most?

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@halerina1 I hope they reported on all my accomplishments

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@jboogatron im big time

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@halerina1 Or go rogue and listen to liked

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@halerina1 Trying to be cool girl

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@jboogatron Pitbull

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@HESSB96 I thought the same thing

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If I had a penny for every time my Raggedy dog was mistaken for a stray I wouldn’t be eating cheezits for dinner tonight

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@ThaCarder_III You should read the chronicles of Narnia

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My twitter engagement has been down. What have y’all be doing, other than ignoring my tweets!

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@jboogatron This got lots of likes! Proud

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@superbadtweets0 Just trying to help you make frozen lemonade on this hot day 😘

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@superbadtweets0 @BigBouchyTheory It’s a winter tree

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@BigBouchyTheory @mattreevesLA $50

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@BigBouchyTheory @mattreevesLA Would you pay me to beat the shit out of you?

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Was feeling a little too good about myself today so I had to make a financially irresponsible decision to bring me back to self loathing state

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