Rebecca Naughton

ASU ‘21

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

As of January 20, this address will, for the next 4 years, appear on the national registry of sex offenders. What a country.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Fun Fact: Kamala Harris can own a gun. As a convicted felon, Donald Trump can't.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

OUT: Double Threshold ❌
IN: Eras Fartlek ✅

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

our Spotify wrapped just dropped

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

call your representatives NOW

[Arizona State Sun Devils @TheSunDevils]

Jon Rahm is the 2023 Masters Champion

Congrats to @JonRahmpga on winning the 87th @TheMasters, his second major championship victory

@sundevilmgolf is represented well as @PhilMickelson finishes tied for 2nd

#ForksUp | 🔱😈⛳️

[Rebecca Naughton @Naughton16]

A day late, but happy #InternationalWomansDay2023

[Ford Motor Company @Ford]

Introducing the Ford Explorer® Men’s Only Edition. That’s right — we’ve removed more than 100 years of women’s contributions. Visit https://t.co/Xjr1p1Hn3l to learn more. #mensonlyedition #IWD2023

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Yes life is hard now but in the early 2000s your coworkers could secretly nominate you for What Not to Wear.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

when you complain about people tracking your private jet, all i hear is “i can’t afford to simultaneously fly around several dozen decoy jets.” maybe you should have worked a little harder

[Bria @bria_sullivan]

We often frame “getting your nails done” as a relaxing activity but that couldn’t be farther from the truth

[Sun Devil Triathlon @sundeviltri]

The title remains in Tempe. 😈🔱🏆

#ForksUp /// #O2The title remains in Tempe. 😈🔱🏆

#ForksUp /// #O2The title remains in Tempe. 😈🔱🏆

#ForksUp /// #O2The title remains in Tempe. 😈🔱🏆

#ForksUp /// #O2The title remains in Tempe. 😈🔱🏆

#ForksUp /// #O2The title remains in Tempe. 😈🔱🏆

#ForksUp /// #O2V

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

"it's just like riding a bicycle"

Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hey. those are my emotional support 42,732 unread emails

[LinkedIn @LinkedIn]

little miss gives up on a job application if it requires a cover letter

[St. Cloud State Volleyball @SCSUHuskies_VB]

Two points, two kills!

Iowa native Allison Naughton registers the first two kills of the night for @SCSUHUSKIES

#unleashSCSU #NSICVB #SCSUHuskies

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Man I never want to be in this much shape to do all this! Fuck that lmao! @TeamUSA #participationmedal