John Templeton

Father, husband, retired Air Force MSgt, space fan, weather fan, Cat 5 hurricane surviver, Clemson Tiger

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@MikeSeeley @SpaceX @TurkeyBeaver Beautiful pic, but since no one else has asked, why is there a boat on the beach? As a boater that makes me sad

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@USS_LSM_362 @sentdefender Or maybe name a submarine after Monica Lewinski🫡😋

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@ThunderTrip @sentdefender Well Blue Origin said this was an 'anomoly'...😁

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@farleysboss @BraveYardShift Trade him for some bullpen arms, Yaz or Eli just as good...

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@Erdayastronaut @SpaceX Do you think it flamed at the top for a while from a crack letting fuel out or quick disonnect leaking a little? Curious where the flames came from...

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@GitRDoneLarry Taco Bell got nothin on me🤭💥🗯💩😇ho thru the dayroom and beyond.

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@GitRDoneLarry My best work was when the Dayroom crapper door was locked so I was forced to perform a highly skilled, delicately balanced, squat-type hi-powered hi- explosive diarrhea event on a 4' tall round metal trashcan It

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@GitRDoneLarry When the military polkce came to investigate the just found a very relieved airman and dented trash can😊

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@GitRDoneLarry Taco Bell got nothin on me🤭💥🗯💩😇ho thru the dayroom and beyond.

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@GitRDoneLarry Best of luck‼️ I too had mine out, along with my entire colon, rectum and later gall bladder, all due to bad ulcerative colitis. They hooked me back up with small bowel straight to my exit door so then no more 'no-notice' explosive bloody diarrhea for me‼️👍

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@GitRDoneLarry It was pure musical magic, opera quality deep resounding ecWhen the military police arrived to investigate they found an embarassed but happy airman who's prayers had all just been answered🙏😁 and a dented trash can...for exit pressures are no joke with explosive diarrhea.

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@landofthe80s Gotta be Platoon

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@GrundkeTravis @sentdefender Concur, looks like a t-shirt flag.

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@andreagail_k @1stCryptoGranny @DNIGabbard Fauci never received the Medal of Honor, he received the Medal of Freedom for civilian service, a FAR less prestigious recognition.

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@NASASpaceflight @NGCNews @NASA Whats the route/timing so we can see it go by?

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@FaceTheNation Kinda like right before the war???

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@NASASpaceflight What are the skates?

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@Erdayastronaut Are they still investigating stage 2 oops from couple weeks ago?

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@Forzausa @BackpirchCrew Over 200mph, estimated by damage, no anemometer ever recorded 320mph windspeed

[John Templeton @NauticalPalms65]

@panos_panay @Amazonleo @ulalaunch So sad couldnt see this from South Carolina coast last night😪