Eric Ndichu

[Eric Ndichu @Ndichu_Eric]

🙃🙃FCPAs will kill us🤣

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Kenyans Are Drinking More Sodas Because They Have More Money,that tells you I have been working and I should be celebrated -CS Mbadi

[Mike_Ⓜ️ @1n_mike]

Pay bills for your women otherwise unaona vile mnafanya wakue rubani pale kwa mhindi 😂😂😂😂

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Wanaume tukipatana maringo tunaweka kando🥘but uyo mwenye anakula na kichungi😂😂😂😂.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[BNF @bnf_039]

The Harsh Truth About #Trading — Dunning-Kruger Effect revealed!

➸ At first you’ll feel you’re the next Paul Tudor Jones. Then the market will slap you into despair.

➸ This isn’t bad luck — it’s psychology.

➸ I’ll use the Dunning-Kruger effect to break down exactly why 95% of traders are wash out at the “Valley of Despair”

Bookmark & Repost for others. 🧵

[1980’s Finance @1980Finance]

The aura of counting cash on a private jet

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

African teams after 80th minute!

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

Major changes are proposed at Safaricom following Vodacom’s increase in ownership to 55%, with shareholders set to vote on the revised Articles of Association at the company’s AGM on 31st July 2026.

They include:
—Safaricom’s next CEO will be appointed by the Board from a list of nominees submitted by Vodacom for as long as it holds more than 50%.
—The Government will retain the right to appoint 2 directors to the Board through its remaining 20% stake, while Vodacom will appoint one director for every complete 10% held.
—Any material change to the Safaricom brand will require Government consent and approval from at least 75% of the Board.
—Safaricom will require Government consent before expanding into any market beyond Kenya and Ethiopia.
—Where the Board remains deadlocked after a second vote, the position supported by a majority of Government- and Vodacom-appointed directors will prevail and bind the company.
—Safaricom must maintain at least 7 directors and include independent non-executive directors, a majority of whom must be Kenyan citizens.
—Directors are to encourage a predominantly Kenyan Senior Management team and Executive Committee, though this is not set as a binding numerical quota.
—Safaricom’s CFO will automatically serve as the CEO’s alternate director whenever the CEO is absent, for as long as Vodacom owns more than 50%.

The revised Articles of Association place into Safaricom’s constitutional documents the governance agreement between the Government and Vodacom and the conditions attached to the Government’s partial divestiture.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. Just wow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

Lock in 🔐

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

I’M CRYING 😂😂

[Sara Al-saeed @saraalsaeed91]

Why has #Kenya emerged as one of #East #Africa’s most influential states despite lacking the region’s largest population or strongest military? My latest article argues that Kenya’s regional influence is built not simply on economic growth, but on its ability to organise finance, logistics, technology, and institutions into a system that increasingly shapes #East #Africa. Read the full article on Substack. https://t.co/Sabnn1boUF

[Eric Ndichu @Ndichu_Eric]

@GeorgeDrammeh @TrollFootball 🤣👀

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Crypto holder. 2026.

[Eric Ndichu @Ndichu_Eric]

@juicyrosie23

[Eric Ndichu @Ndichu_Eric]

@GeorgeDrammeh @UTDxKing Hahahahaha..joketing🤣😭

[Market Cap Trainers @NSE_Investors]

Family bank at 50 !!!

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

One video I can never delete😂

[Charles Macharia @c_macharia]

The RBA has directed Standard Chartered's Pension Fund Trustees to individually assess claims by Non-629 former employees using the same RBAT framework that cost the bank Ksh 7 billion.
With potential total exposure estimated at Ksh 30 billion, and a 90-day deadline running from 15th June 2026, expect fresh provisioning pressure, another profit warning, and further downside on #SCBK at the NSE.
The pension liability that was supposed to be "settled" just got bigger.
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[𝐋𝐞𝐨 🆇 @Leo_Knock]

@KobeissiLetter Trump spent months talking about strength and ended up signing a document where Iran gets sanctions relief, oil waivers, frozen assets, and a reconstruction plan.

Quite a masterpiece of Art of the Deal. 😂