Neil Buchanan

Art maverick, rock dangerman, TV mould breaker, part-time locksmith. Why not create your own whacky parody bio?

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@thameswater 24 hours + with no water in SE27. Again. Second time in as many years. What’s going on? You rerouted some yesterday and now it’s off again.

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@thameswater Oh I thought you purposefully went around bursting pipes just to give yourselves something to do.... you are in control of fixing them though, as you've just said. Three days. If I didn't do my job for 3 days I wouldn't expect to get paid. Cheers :)

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

Hi @thameswater, me again. We have to stop meeting like this. Any reason why – 8 days after sending this email about how I should prevent water wastage – you've let Leigham Court Road flood for 3 days? Asking for a neighbourhood with extortionate rates and low water pressure. X

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@claudiaizabell @thameswater Done :)

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@thameswater Hi. SE27 resident here. What compensation will we get for having no water for 16+ hours? Shops are emptying of water too. We're in South London, not South Sudan. It shouldn't be that difficult.

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@Lunnzies @thameswater Shit. Have I misunderstood the internet all these years...

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@thameswater Thanks I read that on your website. Is there anyone standing over their shoulders saying "hurry up" or "that's not how you do it" or "do you think someone else should give it a go"... you know, with it being 17 hours and all.

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@thameswater ...and any other updates? What I would really love, and call me entitled, is some water in my home.

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@virginmedia when there’s a known issue, and your engineers are working on it, don’t just arbitrarily estimate when it’ll be fixed. First it was 2am, then 10am, now 4pm. 24 hours it’ll be. SE27 area. Can we get a realistic update. What’s the compensation?

[Campaign @Campaignmag]

Congratulations to: @PabloAgency

For winning Gold in the Independent Creative Agency category at the Agency of the Year Awards UK

#CampaignAOY

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

How about some essential balance ? Just like Gary this bloke is sometimes employed by the BBC for his respected expertise . He too presents his views publicly . Just wondering if anyone in the government wants to retrospectively kick off about these tweets ? Nah, don’t suppose so

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

I’m now claiming squatter’s rights. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

Hey @Pringles_UK This typo nearly gave me an Art Attack on my way to see my urologist this morning… nobody should have more than two grans. #greedy

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@telekin I'll tell you the same thing I said to Stephen Mulhern. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

Thanks for all the support – I'm not #Banksy (tbh I don't understand half of his stuff), but I do suspect he may have picked up an idea or two of yours truly. Big love #Buchsy

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@LaurenceHebberd @ArtAttackJumper I love the sweater mate! Where can I get one?

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@sean_piggott @JennyPowellTV @classic_kidstv @avocetfoodie fair dos Sean. No losers here. Just excellent mems. Hope you'll reconsider.

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@JennyPowellTV @classic_kidstv @avocetfoodie Real heavyweights here. They don't make them like us any more. #goldenera #90snotnoughties

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@telekin what's with the menstrual arm?

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchanan_AA]

@TfL can you turn your tannoy down at North Greenwich? It's so loud it's giving me an Art Attack. #trademark