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[q @Q1Hunnid]

This is obviously transphobic as fuck, but also misogynistic as fuck too

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Please be a dog
Please be a dog
Please be a dog
Please be a dog
Please be a dog
Please be a dog
Please be a dog

[! @NeilChopz]

Now remind me why the police budget keeps increasing if they won’t even answer the phone?? Cooked country.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

AI is now answering 911 calls in New Orleans.

The AI handles incoming calls and is supposed to analyze and prioritize the calls so that if multiple people phone in about the same incident, the chatbot will handle the repetitive calls about the same incident.

Critics warn that the automatic speech recognition systems may cause problems, the AI may hold hidden biases, and that human 911 responders are needed.

https://t.co/IOTBNG3tby

[Grant Snider @grantdraws]

The Shape of Ideas, Part 1

[! @NeilChopz]

There are too many videos online!!! Yall need to chill! Go outside! Draw something! Send me your SSN! Anything!

[! @NeilChopz]

If you scroll social media in public with sound on, you’re liable to be drawn and quartered. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

The real world has gotten so awful that people are daydreaming about moving to a screensaver

[! @NeilChopz]

Why the fuck do I have to listen to advertisements when I’m pumping gas?

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Paul Thurlby, Escapism
#Monday

[! @NeilChopz]

How many accounts do we need parroting the same trade/transfer news with nothing to add?

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

They tell you Flock cameras are there to fight crime.

So I pulled the actual police logs from my new favorite website (haveibeenflocked . com). 233 million searches that they have been able to get via FOIA requests and here's what "fighting crime" actually looks like:

> 84% had no case number at all
> The most common reason a cop typed in the box? Blank, nothing
> Only about 9% were even tagged as a real crime.
> "Test" and "training" show up as reasons, run on real people's cars
> The FBI and Homeland Security were wired into local camera networks your town never signed off on.

So what is Flock?

FLOCK: 100,000+ plate cameras bolted to poles across America. They read your plate everywhere you drive and never forget.

NOVA: Flock's AI that turns your plate into you. Your name, address, family, everyone you know, in seconds, no warrant.

SIGNALTRACE: a competitor's tool that tracks the Bluetooth off your phone, your AirPods, your watch. Doesn't even need your plate.

Then I followed the money and the lead investor behind Flock also funds an Israeli company that can hack cameras and change the footage. Another lead investor backs a 911 app that flips on your phone's camera and mic. Trace it all the way back and you hit a former Israeli prime minister and Jeffrey Epstein's money.

Full article with photos and receipts is on my Substack now (link in bio). Enjoy!

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb Table by Kamvandam

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

this graph from the AP stunned me into silence

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Columbine was 27 years ago. “Sometimes you just get shot” is a policy choice this country has deliberately chosen to not only leave unaddressed but actively preserve it.

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

You used to be able to shuffle bread and sandwich meat together like playing cards before they assassinated JFK

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

This is TV. Every front facing internet camera person should take a look at this pepper bit and then question whether their lives have any true meaning - where is your joyful audience where is your "bam" you are less than amphibians

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Pay the toll

[DI @relaxman222]

ideal bachelor party is you and 20 of your boys attending a live taping of Emeril

[Ethan 🇨🇲 @tebzafc]

We highkey ran this WC