Neil Irving

Musician, photographer, apprentice comedian, apparent annoyer, Award winning tea maker.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

The Etonian guide to negotiation... 1) You ruin EVERYTHING 2) We saved your arse in 1940 you ungrateful knob 3) We'd be SO better off without you 4) Piss off, we have bananas as bendy as we LIKE 5) Ha ha we're leaving, now fuck off 6) He won't answer my call, it's NOT FAIR

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

@NOWTV can you please get in touch with me with regard to my TV stick not working.. it has died

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

@Jack_Kirwan @JimmyOneBall @JonWagstaffe I thought you wife was supposed to pull them out.......... Surprise her!

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

@airportlounges £44 pound for this amazing self-service plopp?

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

Melania Trump’s first appearance in 2 weeks after failed attempt to remove play button from nose.

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

@NigelSlater food looks great it’s a shame how Iran treats gays?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Oh look, Dominic Raab, frothing-at-the-mouth rightwing Tory housing minister, belonged to a secret Facebook group in favour of privatising all council housing and reintroducing workhouses for debtors https://t.co/NVsCQDHHNL

[Rula Jebreal @rulajebreal]

Why do people donate to the NRA after mass shootings?
"After the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting in 2012, the NRA’s political action committee raised $2.7 million in just a few months, a 350 percent increase over the same period the year before."
https://t.co/16T6gYw1NN

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Stephen Hawking and leading doctors are taking Jeremy Hunt to court over 'back-door privatisation' of the NHS, and a full judicial review has now been granted

Please RT if they have your full support

https://t.co/ZyclOmgjLq

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Can someone at the Department of Health URGENTLY sit down with @Jeremy_Hunt and explain to him we have over 40,000 nursing vacancies, 33,000 nurses left last year and a shortfall of 10,000 doctors! Use pictures and an abacus if necessary! https://t.co/l3zmduevAr

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

I think they need money more than prayer you tanned piece of fluff. https://t.co/AAiHmPS4cG

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

Severely disabled man loses his battle in the Court of Appeal over council cuts - ITV News, WOW! https://t.co/Fqe8tocnmf

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

@BhamCityCouncil 4 weeks now the smell is awful, we've had no letter or communication.

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

Looking after a 3yr old is the same as looking after a 70yr with dementia.

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

I've just read some good winter advice, to summarise 'don't be poor'. So that's simple then.

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

Shit..... is Mars up and running yet?

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

@alicerosy that's a dog?

[The Brumradio Comedy Show @BrumRadioComedy]

We're back tomorrow on @BrumRadio from 6, with @NeilIrving1 and @RobotKemp talking all things @BhamComFest and other excitement... listen!

[The Brumradio Comedy Show @BrumRadioComedy]

We're live in 50 minutes on @BrumRadio with @comedysavage and @NeilIrving1 talking to one of the @BhamComFest new act nominees...

[Neil Irving @NeilIrving1]

.@jackdromeymp please will you go to tomorrow’s debate on the #secretNHSplans