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๐ป: notabeard
๐ธ: superbowlus
@Sam_MAFS I enjoyed this &it made myโค๐ @RoleBob had a great rxn, loved it! ๐ P.S. I didn't link this episode bcause I have a cameo in it (I did tho ๐ฌ) P.S.S. Glad u found Chris, would have made for an awkward story about how I donated sperm awhile back
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Damn, I missed most of S6... did the experts cover anything about Molly being raised by raccoons? Because she clearly likes trash ๐๐ผ #TrashPandasAreCuteTho#ImABully#INeedTherapy
Woohoo!! Congratulations @Sam_MAFS and family, she's precious โค So proud and happy for you๐คฑ๐ถ๐ One little piece of advice from an old friend, teach your little nugget about the dangers of strangers ๐ #MarriedAtFirstSight#MAFS
Huge shout out to all the South American countries that are watching season 3 of #MarriedAtFirstSight right now, I am definitely feeling the love ๐โค๐ Is there a #MAFS south of the border version?!? If so, leggo #ArribaArribaรndaleรndale ๐๐ฎ๐ค
Continued:
CG: "The douchey white boy?!?
Me: "naw, not him either, but you're right about that. I'm the bearded guy with weird eyes and possibly a onesie fetish?!"
CG: "doesn't ring bell. What can I do for you today, sir?"
Me: "don't you think you've done enough already?"*CLICK*
Calls the cable company back:
Me: "Hey, I think we got disconnected, this is Neil Bowlus from MAFS S3..."
Cable Guy: "Who?"
Me: "Married at First Sight Season 3.."
CG: "oh yeah, you that handsome black dude?"
Me: "naw, not him, he cool though. The other guy, Neil, the one w-"
This should be interesting ๐ค Atlanta is a hot bed of conservative and progressive values, I expect lots of applicants. Problem is the way I have my cable setup is that I don't. ๐บ (calling the cable company now โ๏ธ "yeah, hi, this is neil from mafs s3" .... silence...*CLICK* ๐คจ
Congratulations @Sam_MAFS ๐โโ๏ธ๐ Super excited for you and the family!! You will be a great momma ๐คฐ๐คฑ If it's a boy I am formally submitting the name Corneilius (Neil for short) for consideration ๐ฌ #MarriedAtFirstSight#MAFS#MAFSFamily https://t.co/Nm9A9CmqEQ
So... we have a story to tell. ๐ค Guess I wonโt be hopping on any roller coasters any time soon! ๐คซ #BabyWiseEST2018 Canโt wait to be a mommy! #SoHappy#Mommy&Daddy2Be https://t.co/S3ElfPVsCH
oh snap!! i know that dress ๐ Like if you don't know who it is and retweet if you want me to post proof ๐ I don't believe it & you won't Either! ๐ค๐ #marriedatfirstSight#mafs https://t.co/QUtp7Mvucn
Quick math lesson;
(6 people * 3 couples * 3 honeymoons) + (1 sex toy +
1 used condom + 13 rose petals) = 69
The math shows 2/3 of the couples consummated and 1 couple used math ๐ค
#NumbersDontLie#MarriedatFirstSight#CheckMyMath
#MAFS wedding night checklist:
- flower petals on the bed
- laying in said bed with your wedding gown/tux on
- champagne toast
- post wedding get to know chat
Just one thing missing..
ONESIES ๐(jk, smart move on leaving them at home, now isn't the time)
#MarriedatFirstSight