Neil Bowlus

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[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

@Sam_MAFS I enjoyed this &it made my❤😊 @RoleBob had a great rxn, loved it! 😂 P.S. I didn't link this episode bcause I have a cameo in it (I did tho 😬) P.S.S. Glad u found Chris, would have made for an awkward story about how I donated sperm awhile back
https://t.co/usxIZ29o9p

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Damn, I missed most of S6... did the experts cover anything about Molly being raised by raccoons? Because she clearly likes trash 🗑🐼 #TrashPandasAreCuteTho #ImABully #INeedTherapy

[MAFSFan @MAFSFan]

Okay...Molly is now dating David from MAFS Second Chances?? I. Can. Not.

#Marriedatfirstsight

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Woohoo!! Congratulations @Sam_MAFS and family, she's precious ❤ So proud and happy for you🤱👶😊 One little piece of advice from an old friend, teach your little nugget about the dangers of strangers 😜 #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS

[Sam Role @Sam_MAFS]

Im so excited to welcome Isabella to the world!! I’ve never loved someone so much. #MommyLifeIsTheBest #WhatsSleep ☺️❤️👶🏻 @people @KineticContent https://t.co/Ezn7x4C2W4

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

#AtlantaFieldDay #AdultBigWheels #Waves

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Huge shout out to all the South American countries that are watching season 3 of #MarriedAtFirstSight right now, I am definitely feeling the love 😍❤🙏 Is there a #MAFS south of the border version?!? If so, leggo #ArribaArribaÁndaleÁndale 🐀🌮🤔

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

@MrHollow_34 @Tres_MAFS Lol. Don't let those camera tricks fool you, bro! Probably just the shadows in the stadium 😂😂

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Continued:

CG: "The douchey white boy?!?
Me: "naw, not him either, but you're right about that. I'm the bearded guy with weird eyes and possibly a onesie fetish?!"
CG: "doesn't ring bell. What can I do for you today, sir?"
Me: "don't you think you've done enough already?"*CLICK*

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Calls the cable company back:

Me: "Hey, I think we got disconnected, this is Neil Bowlus from MAFS S3..."
Cable Guy: "Who?"
Me: "Married at First Sight Season 3.."
CG: "oh yeah, you that handsome black dude?"
Me: "naw, not him, he cool though. The other guy, Neil, the one w-"

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

This should be interesting 🤔 Atlanta is a hot bed of conservative and progressive values, I expect lots of applicants. Problem is the way I have my cable setup is that I don't. 📺 (calling the cable company now ☎️ "yeah, hi, this is neil from mafs s3" .... silence...*CLICK* 🤨

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Congratulations @Sam_MAFS 🙆‍♂️😀 Super excited for you and the family!! You will be a great momma 🤰🤱 If it's a boy I am formally submitting the name Corneilius (Neil for short) for consideration 😬 #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #MAFSFamily https://t.co/Nm9A9CmqEQ

[Sam Role @Sam_MAFS]

So... we have a story to tell. 🤗 Guess I won’t be hopping on any roller coasters any time soon! 🤫 #BabyWiseEST2018 Can’t wait to be a mommy! #SoHappy #Mommy&Daddy2Be https://t.co/S3ElfPVsCH

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Here's the proof! I said you wouldn't believe it 😐 I don't know who it is, but I got a hunch and love reading the theories. Keep em comin! I was deceitful and I'm sorry, hate away #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #IHateMeToo #ForgiveButDontForget #BabySteps #ThingsToSayToStartAFight

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

oh snap!! i know that dress 🙊 Like if you don't know who it is and retweet if you want me to post proof 🔁 I don't believe it & you won't Either! 🤔👀 #marriedatfirstSight #mafs https://t.co/QUtp7Mvucn

[Kinetic Content @KineticContent]

Hey #MarriedAtFirstSight fam our family is getting bigger!!! Stay tuned 😉😍

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

@callienteb47 😂😅😃☺🙂😐😑😦😡😠😲

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Missing #MAFS live tweeting tonight 😕 I hope the group 🍯🌜is filled with happiness and more drama than my baby mama. Good luck newlyweds! #MarriedAtFirstSight #IDontHaveAChild #IssaJoke

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

@Tres_MAFS I'm ready

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

@AuronReborn8 Yes

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Quick math lesson;

(6 people * 3 couples * 3 honeymoons) + (1 sex toy +
1 used condom + 13 rose petals) = 69

The math shows 2/3 of the couples consummated and 1 couple used math 🤔

#NumbersDontLie #MarriedatFirstSight
#CheckMyMath

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

#MAFS wedding night checklist:

- flower petals on the bed
- laying in said bed with your wedding gown/tux on
- champagne toast
- post wedding get to know chat

Just one thing missing..

ONESIES 😃(jk, smart move on leaving them at home, now isn't the time)

#MarriedatFirstSight

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

Lots of attraction between all 3 couples so far. Pretty sure this season is sponsored by @TrojanCondoms #SafeSex #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Neil Bowlus @Neil_MAFS]

@Jeph_Jam88 @MAFSLifetime @lifetimetv I can't stop laughing at this 😂😂 You took "hover hands" to a whole new level 👐 #MarriedAtFirstSight #LookMaNoHands