Cian Neilan

[Chris P. Wicks! at the VC5 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

this is like the one thing you are famously not supposed to look into

[Cian Neilan @NeilanCian]

@fivegeedubya @krus_chiki @fleshsimulator One was found in a duffle bag with ammo in a park near my house last year

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not eating so many Pringles nowadays. They need to win me over with a major ad campaign

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

Not even Star Wars shooters could help themselves from having a shooter game with a map set in a desert village in the 2000s, huh? The GWOT really was a cultural phenomenon

[anna🦈 @charm4716]

Everyone is now Irish. May has always been summer.

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

Your friend from Vancouver will be like I went to Breka today

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

saw a TikTok comment that spelled audacity “odasity”

Someone replied “crazy spelling lol”

OP said “I’m supposed to know how to spell every word?”

It’s gotten to a point. There is no thirst for knowledge. In fact I think you all want to know less.

[Sohaib Athar @ReallyVirtual]

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

[The Kino Corner @thekinocorner]

A feel good movie about an up and coming singer songwriter in the 60s who liked to hang out with the beach boys. There will be a twist in the third act.

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

imagine running high voltage electrical lines into this bad boy

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

When your bih is part of the Powder Gangers

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Go to the gym? Eat healthier food? But my hero Indiana Jones was never shown doing either of those two things onscreen

[Frankie Fey 💚 @frankiefey]

when you download ig reels they assign you 1 schizophrenic person who only you can see. mine is a lady from Newark

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[angel of the lanes @ThomasSilken]

Look at him, that’s my harper.
Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face. Look at his eyes! He’s BLIND

I'll give you a hint, He won a bardic competition in MUNSTER! HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!

[Neet @neet_sol]

having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell