Goku nelson the third

i have seen the writing in the wall

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

Just found out about a thing in the Jeep owner community where they put little rubber ducks on each other's cars and you pass it on. We need to seriously start bullying jeep owners.

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

Lady at the stoplight: playing on her phone after it turned green*

Me: HONK

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

The goat

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Elon Musk is wrong.

The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad.

The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make.

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

This dude was hit in the head so hard that he's borderline retarded by the way

[Tiffany Gomas @Tiffany_Gomas]

The fact AB gets it and yall don’t. 🤯

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

(Five guys exploring a Roman temple)

black guy: we're in Rome???

(they see a skyscraper in the distance)

nerdy girl implied to be gay a bit: im not so sure

(Jack Black in polo shirt appears)

nerdy girl: who're you?

Jack Black: I'm Sid Meier...and this is my Civilisation!

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

I get so mad when I'm not at work at other people who are also not at work.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

A guy had hiccups for 68 years because a head injury damaged the part of his brain that suppressed the hiccup response. We're set to hiccup by default and it's actively inhibited. If our bodies are designed, it's a mess of legacy spaghetti code and the engineer should be fired

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

You cannot say "someone should try again" on the internet

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Trump pulled out a Cheesecake Factory menu at today's rally.

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

Can't wait until smiling friends gets the Rick and Morty treatment so I can enjoy it alone

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

Still don't understand his one dance move of jerking off invisible people

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

Trump dancing at the Bronx rally.

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

In line for the exterminator, smells like the underside of my nutsack.

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

Koba was actually pretty cool

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Jake Paul: You’re going DOWN in the ring, pal! 😤🥊🥊

Mike Tyson: I am gay and a pedophile

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Every friend group needs that one evil traitor

[Goku nelson the third @NelsonSamCole]

Halo fans: "we want splitscreen and infection"
*Gets added two years after the game comes out and everyone has already moved on

[boinksi 🔜 Halo Fest @boinksi]

Halo Fans:

“we want split screen”

*no one plays splitscreen*

“We want infection”

*no one plays infection*

“We want more lore-related stories”

*complains there are lore-related stories”

Literally the worst lmfao. Pitiful, almost.

I’d say worse than Star Wars fans