Nemix

apparently I am worth 63 camels

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr Says as he's shitting on the porta potty

[Stoffi Jr. @stoffijr]

Only the bravest of souls dare to take a shit in the porta-potty during these times

[Stoffi Jr. @stoffijr]

I'm not a huge fan of gender reveal parties, but if I ever had to do one, I'd probably shoot myself with a paintball gun filled with blue paint if it's a boy, and if it's a girl, I'd use a real gun.

[BetaRat 🏳️‍⚧️| COMMS/YCH OPEN @BetaRat_]

Another ref done!

For Nemix

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

Escalation ghostrider is actually peak
https://t.co/w4mShSaMgg

[Stoffi Jr. @stoffijr]

Im updating my will! When i die bake my ashes into bread and feed me to the homeless. So i can give back what little i took from them.

[Stoffi Jr. @stoffijr]

Me doing that trick where you wiggle a pen between your fingers to make it look soft with but with my penis.
But its accualy soft and i dont know how to do the trick.
And thats how i lost my job as a children's magician.

[Aoguro⚓️ @Aoguro9]

10 Wonders of the World
No. 11:

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr I swear I would never write this in my entire life

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr Lets play chess

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr 🛌

[zman1064 @zman1064]

Thank you my supporters it's finally time. Today is our day.

"Why UNTURNED is not worth playing."
https://t.co/5c7bHgmuG6

[Stoffi Jr. @stoffijr]

Jolly Good @Nemix_Proto
https://t.co/7hIyCoC3sv
#unturned #MerryChristmas2024

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr @nocontextmemes Why do you have this in your for you page

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr Why am I even talking to you

[danaby2 @danaby22]

Elver 4th anniversary patch:
>New: Wrench🔧, Magz, Police Mustang🚓
>Fixed deadzone cheesing🧀
>Rebalanced weapons (incl sauce, pandi🐱)
>Graffitis for notable Elver creators: @staswalle🎵,@SilverBoi_,@dugfit & more
>Many more gameplay changes...🎮

Full patch notes in replies🧵

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@danaby22 @Renaxon Thanks

[danaby2 @danaby22]

Coming soon to an Elver near you!

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

Actual sleeper app

[Nemix @Nemix_Proto]

@stoffijr I also should start saying funny one liners on X