Tori 🇮🇹

I won’t waste a potential tweet here • LOVER OF TV •

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

I have no shame at all, I’ll like your photo from 10 weeks ago, even if it WASN’T on my feed. I just don’t care like who cares?? So what if I liked your months old photo, checked out your insta feed, & also showed up outside your house with binoculars?? Who cares!

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

@kassyre_bbtg Oh you’re onto something. I always want to keep up with what they’re doing after the show but once it’s over I forget all about them & don’t care as much until the next HGs come in 😂

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

#BB27

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

My butt is PUCKERED rn for this double #BB27

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

Vince is so delulu in trying to convince Keanu why it’s okay for him to put him on the block talking about “Cheating Island”… Ummm where is the lie, Vince? #bb27

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

#BB27 My husband & I just audibly gasped in unison on different sides of the room at Morgan & Keanu saying they hate overnight oats. That’s the last straw smh

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

Ask me what the wildest place I know is, I’ll simply tell you: my local bride group

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

Did everyone else just drop money on an air purifier today in Jersey or was it just me? 💀

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

You NOT a real one for this, @netflix.

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

This one is too hard. I quit

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

I accidentally listened to that new song Waffle House by the Jonas Brothers & ngl it slaps 🤷‍♀️

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

When all the Venmo’s you sent on the weekend while you were having a good time drain your bank account on Monday morning & you are no longer having a good time

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

Nobody comes out of the woodwork at a time in your life more than when you get engaged 💍💀 Feels like everybody tryna secure the invite

[pj @pjayevans]

If you like football tune into Fox RIGHT NOW ! Trust me

[Tori 🇮🇹 @NeonTori]

Did anyone else notice that the movie Sleepover has a completely different girl in the promo photos? 😂💀

Yes I know this movie is from 2004 but it lives in my head rent free.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i can not live without my yummy treat.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I love hanging out at my apartment. All my stuff is here

[pj @pjayevans]

No one’s talking about it right now but I bet when December 25th comes around every one will be saying Christmas this and christmas that. You watch

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

Tonight's to-do list:
-honk
-shoo
-honk
-mimimimimi