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[Eric @amerix]

We are being teargassed!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Note Hall-of-Famer!

[Carl @Carl1me]

@Honcalebamisi @HonWetangula How does this affect a bill in Parliament that supports youth empowerment in Saboti Constituency?

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

Please, @HonWetangula, on Tuesday, play for us cctv footage where #Gachagua banged statehouse tables. I want to see how tables turned, please Mr. Speaker, sir!

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

@amerix @elonmusk When Kenyans were suffering, our current ISPs collaborated to oppress us. We don’t trust them anymore. Please make STARLINK more affordable.

[Eric @amerix]

.@ElonMusk give Kenyans another offer for STARLINK. We will subscribe in droves.

Our current Internet Service Providers collaborate with a repressive regime to throttle citizen journalism and muzzle freedom of speech.

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@realDonaldTrump Yes, just like he immediately repealed Obamacare and made Mexico build the wall.

[Mercy Tarus @thisafricangirl]

It has come to my attention that there are posts and media reports here that I did not attend court to testify.

1. I attended the court session virtually the whole of yesterday from 9:00am to 4pm, without taking a break. However there was no time for me to testify because they kept delaying the proceedings with too many unnecessary demands such as the recusal of the magistrate and even asking to be apologized to for the warrants of arrest issued on them by the court.

2. My mother attended physically to ensure every information gets to us and to them effectively. In the afternoon she left for her scheduled classes and I continued with the session virtually.

3. Our legal representative was there.

4. They said I cannot testify because of time and that the court has decided kutenga wiki moja moja kila mwezi kwa miezi mitatu for hearings. That means, in the next 90 days, the case is to have a special hearing one week every month. Meaning, this could go until December 2024.

5. I waited for the dates to be communicated and never received any even through the lawyer.

6. Out of nowhere we heard that there was a court session today. Only a few parents knew about it, too late, and only three testified.

7. Today, while going about my business at around 4pm, I see news on social media that I failed to attend court and that I am risking being held in contempt.

8. This evening is when I got new official dates for testifying through an official sermon by the IO and our lawyer.

9. My family and I were surprised by the news just like everyone else.

I fear no corrupt man. Let's meet in court as scheduled and let justice take its course.

Kenya Ni Home and home must be respected!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Finland Education Scholarship scandal witness Mercy Tarus accused of defying a court order after failing to attend a scheduled court appearance on Monday where she was required to provide testimony in person.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you're 30 and still unmarried in this generation, you have successfully evaded your first divorce, statistically.

[kinpiulam @kinpiulam]

@KamalaHarris How about a debate where the moderators don’t ask the questions? Instead, each candidate submits the questions they want to asked to their opponent. The moderator(s) only get to keep the clock on each candidate. Seems the most fair.🤯

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

My younger brother Governor Johnson Sakaja, traders from Wakulima Market in Nairobi County, have called me and reminded me of the undertaking you and I jointly gave them in July 2022 as I campaigned for you in Muthurwa.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Brookhouse have published, in the Sunday Nation, the list of their top students in the latest released Advanced Level and IGCSE exams results. Bwana girls are showing boys a clean pair of heels - it's not even close.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The price of a power transformer in Kenya today is between $1,000.00 (Ksh. 120,000) to $20,000.00 (Ksh2,400,000) per piece.

The cost of fueling and operating Zakayo @WilliamsRuto’s entourage of 1,000 gas guzzlers, 20 helicopters, hiring crowds, security, accommodation and food is about Ksh. 50,000,000.00 per trip.

It means Kenyans lose more than Ksh. 47,600,000.00 per trip, multiply by 5 = Ksh. 238,000,000.00 at a minimum each week in order to launch power transformers worth at most Ksh. 12,000,000.

We are not even speaking about per diems, pilfering, accommodation cost, looting and wastage. Yes, we have not mentioned the odious debt and alleged debt servicing.

Why is Ruto launching transformers which are not even launched by office managers in the developed world?

If Ruto, his cabinet secretaries, principal secretaries, MPs, directors, departmental heads and engineers can leave their jobs to attend the launching of such nonsensical projects resulting in the loss of tens of thousands of man hours and billions worth of shillings in terms of waste of time, public money, production, etc., why are Kenyans expecting development from those mediocre charlatans?

Yet, we have Oxford educated economic advisors earning billions of shillings per year, who are purportedly coming up with strategies to address Kenya’s economic woes.

Kenyans must stop paying taxes and protest until Ruto resigns.

#RutoNaRailaMustGo
#RutoMustGo

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

The Government is crazy.

All projects launched by the President will now be out of bound from General Public.

Some will have, 'no photos allowed' inscriptions and security.

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

The 'good friend' who gave the President a private jet at a 'fair price' to fly to the US, is Adani.

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

This is a question and something I’m getting a lot and would obvious ask you guys. Should we facilitate a billboard with names and faces of our fallen comrades? If majority agrees I actually do it 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

MACHARIA GAITHO, IN SUNDAY NATION: "Gachagua, just a first term MP, was selected as Ruto's 2022 running mate because as a former PA to Uhuru, he was presumed to know where all the hidden skeletons were, particularly in regard to the family's business and financial dealings."