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[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

FAO @SuellaBraverman

[GC @NewGC09]

In Tesco, buying a suit for my best friends funeral. Not sure it gets much more miserable.

[GC @NewGC09]

My boy starts school tomorrow and I don’t know if I am going to cry, throw up, cheer or all of the above ?! Where did the time go and do all parents feel this sad when 1st day of school happens?

[Tom Spencer @TPSpencer88]

This feels like a good moment to mention that Nike refused to sell Mary Earps' kit...
#WomensWorldCupFinal #ENGESP

[Lewis 🍋🐝 @LewisMac_]

You can stick yer World Cup up yer arse, we got the iconic Mary Earps “FUCK OFF” trophy #ENG #Lionesses

[SHE scores bangers @SHEscoresbanger]

Player of the matches have been given to Daphné Van Domselaar, Mary Earps and Zećira Mušović in the RO16 so far.

Infact, Mušović’s masterclass saw her gain over 63k new instagram followers just yesterday.

NO fan can buy any of those three intl. kits!! FA + MANUFACTURER!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British Problems when having a haircut

1 Insisting the temperature is "fine" as what must be water from a kettle is
poured over your head.

2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of
the head massage.

3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone
lighter and asking, "Can you make me look like this, please?"

4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you've just been offered £500 in
cash.

5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror.

6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you're doing
something devious under the cape.

7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your
last haircut.

8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you're encouraged to stand up and cover the
clean floor with bits of hair.

9 Being mystified as to how "what have you done?" somehow leaves your
mouth as "excellent, thank you very much!"

10 Waiting until you're at least 50 strides away from the building until you
completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window.

VBP books: https://t.co/fcmrHvmQns

[GC @NewGC09]

Anyone else drowning in grief ?

[GC @NewGC09]

@BarclaysUKHelp opened the app all day. It’s just a blank screen. Updated the app, and my phone - still nothing?! Please help here

[GC @NewGC09]

Here’s the deal.
Grown men crying = always beautiful !

[Stefan Bielik @prstskrzkrk]

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I don’t know why I blamed Christmas for being fat. I was fat in July.

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

we know you've got @mileycyrus and @findingfletcher's "Midnight Sky" performance on repeat. 😉🔁 #MileysNewYearsEveParty https://t.co/J7gTxQAvXH

[Amy Johnson @AmyKJohnson95]

Can't believe Alicia Keys thinks it's appropriate to sing Girl On Fire in a city that was famously ravaged by flames just over 350 years ago. Disrespectful. #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

[GC @NewGC09]

@MrAylesPE Good morning, would you mind sharing this resource? [email protected] hugely appreciated thanks for all of your hard work on it

[GC @NewGC09]

@aliceofthemad @guardian Rich folk don’t …. Politicians do….

[Anna🇵🇸 @annastephburke]

Nadine Coyle on a drive through the countryside

[Melanie @_mels13]

I really felt my age this year 👵🏻 #brits2022