Project for a New American Sloth Century

Rebuilding America's Sloth Power.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

@StanMcHale @senatorshoshana @WDFleming We have some moral limits.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

It's called establishing a beach head.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

We welcome our new sloth overlords.

[Abundance Institute @abundanceinst]

Thankfully, it turns out that sloths are remarkably adept at servicing data centers (low error rates, excellent uptime, strong grip strength). Their ability to earn money doing so will allow them to help themselves while promoting AI.

[Abundance Institute @abundanceinst]

The U.S. Navy Seals have a saying: slow is smooth, smooth is fast. Nothing is slower and smoother than a sloth, which is why nothing is faster than a sloth—and why sloths are a perfect example of abundance.

These slow animals are not only the perfect mascot for abundance work—they are also, frankly, underutilized in the modern economy. And unfortunately, several of their subspecies are in decline and they need our help.

But we have abundance-centric solutions.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

We're looking forward to collaborating with @abundanceinst as they join the sloth power community.

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

I have some career news. My job at @abundanceinst is changing and I'll be moving full time to work on this new project for us.

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[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

@KarlBarthTopCop @jhenderson010 We Stan.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Agreed.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

It's called establishing a beach head.

[Seth Mandel @SethAMandel]

The most curious thing about Baltimore is that its aquarium has a sloth.

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

The National Sloth Party's convention wraps up after a successful 7 months.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Or as we say, small arms.

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@jneeley78 @senatorshoshana Behold our might and tremble https://t.co/DozBUEenju

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Exactly

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!

[New York Post @nypost]

Baby sloth welcomed after hard birth at Providence zoo https://t.co/wQb4UeBIeK

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@senatorshoshana @jaketapper Indeed, why not both.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Exactly

[Grace Lim, MD MSc @LimGrapes]

@EMARIANOMD Slow is smooth
Smooth is fast
@NavySEALfnd

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Good question. Why *not* a sloth. #slothpower

[원우 매일매일 보고싶어 @ohmy2woo]

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"not a sloth"

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[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

@bronzebarbarian @senatorshoshana Indeed.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

It is appropriate that we be mentioned along with the UN and the Trilateral commission. Our power is growing ... Slowly.

[GODirect @EmilyCragg]

@UN @NewSlothCentury @CFR @TrilateralNA @JesuitOrderRule
We live in a beautiful world, where well-meaning people WITH VERY BAD METHODS are dividing and playing, Rule or Ruin AGAINST LIFE ITSELF. Elite-sponsored think tanks and social media aid and abet Divisions & Hatred.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Endorsed

[Jeff Richman 🎃🎄 @jcrichman]

@senatorshoshana The Center for Sloth Studies.

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

Would you consider helping us out by sending one to every senator on the Armed Services Committee?

[Project for a New American Sloth Century @NewSlothCentury]

We're considering a nuclear strike. Not just on him, but on anyone who doesn't like sloths.