Newt Bowles

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Mike Lindell is a hero and a patriot. If one more of you keyboard warriors tells me he looks like super mario, I’m going to slash your tires. #patriot 🇺🇸

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@RealSamRoberts

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@juggler972 Co worker show

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Play “eyes of the world” I’m peaking!

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Song from the Ozempic commercial has been stuck in my head all day.

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@HaterReport_ Nice

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@iAnonPatriot This guy already blow his 14 million on Lacoste loafers and cologne?

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@MetamateDaz

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@bigcontentguy @waz0wskim1ke

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Downeaster “Alexa” is a banger but that’s it!

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Billy Joel fuckin blows #newthoughts

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@DMBGorgeCrew @davematthewsbnd Play #41 Troy!

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Chris brown can do no wrong!

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Hey Stores, why do I have to pay to get a bag from you now?

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@CigsMake Mr. Grinch insults.

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Have never pulled behind someone going a normal speed on an off ramp, always under 20 mph.

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@bestofadearmas Stab me in the neck with a soldering iron.

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Is the Cheesecake Factory open on Christmas Eve? I’ll settle for Outback Steakhouse if it’s not but I won’t be thrilled.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Another instant classic lmfao

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@onbrandviews @DramaAlert What’s up dude?

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@ESPNPR @espn @ESPNNFL @CollegeGameDay @NWSL @SEC @theACC Broke ass