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[Colette Thurston🌱🐮🌽🌿 @chickfarmgirl99]

Seeded May 16 and we are tracking to be knee high by the 4th of July. That’s how it goes right? @AdamJPfeffer @Bayer4CropsCA @DEKALB_Canada

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@clayace @RecIrma @pierce_7_69 @DNEWTS I was going for the Kim Jun-un look

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@RecIrma I ran out of bourbon

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@Goobleheimen We will be blessed with old sour crotch till the bitter end, I dont think she is done driving the stake through the heart of AB yet

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@fordnation @ranchhand_10 Possibly the greatest political move I've ever seen

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@blair_fenton What does that even mean?

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@clayace Should have put Charles's cousin in the polls

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Cue up the X-FILES intro

Major Mars discovery: Organic molecules found on Red Planet, NASA reveals

https://t.co/7RTrrvUZdo

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@Darin_Holt2

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@mclarson83 @CHRYHIRCHUK @Darin_Holt2 #catshitDarin

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@clayace @Bmackay1991 @kyleparsons39 @Pistol_9Pete Careful with your wording @clayace you might get recruited by ISIS

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@pierce_7_69 the fuck did you do in Arizona https://t.co/XqiUqVZNH5

[Edmonton Sun @Edmontonsun]

Your first look at our front page for Tuesday, April 3, 2018. #oilers

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@RecIrma

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@mclarson83 I hope this happens to you https://t.co/WBbXnkaAeb

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Toddler locks mom out of her iPhone for 47 years https://t.co/R1pOuQH23m

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Happy BIRTHDAY! to @mclarson83
Your my fav snowflake,and an inspiration to peoplekind everywhere

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@RachelNotley i have an idea why dont you suck the carbon out of an exhaust pipe and save us the fuck around with the tax increases #weallhateyou

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@kyleparsons39 100% agree #skipskipskip

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@FoxNews @HillaryClinton She must have run out of souls to eat now she is falling apart