Nguyen Lam Phi

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, Furina!
#GenshinImpact #Furina

Mm... Did I fall asleep? I haven't kept you waiting too long, have I? This sofa was just far too comfortable, and before I knew it...
Still, now that I think about it... I did have quite a wonderful dream.
All the little fish came over to play with me, and we swam all through the underwater world together... Hm? You want to know whether you were in it too?
Well, I can't quite remember. But I do vaguely recall some terribly noisy voice calling my name over and over again. Now then, who could that possibly have been?

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[lyn @lyn49556]

Furina has something to say to you

#GenshinImpact

[Dani✨️ @DaniDam__]

Helloooooo👋✨️
#Furina

[Aryaaa🌻 @whiskyy___818]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[^ @whisperandwords]

no one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type

[jess 🎀 @jessicahkim]

this is a crazy pickup line

[Prof. Chise @profchise]

"Onii-chan I'm very mad at you"

"Wh-why"

"You didn't eat your veggies, did you"

"I-I promise next ti-

"No! Onii-chan is not a good boy"

[Nguyen Lam Phi @NguyenLamPhi2]

@braxophone crazy how people are discussing serious problems in this obviously joke post 😭

[Nguyen Lam Phi @NguyenLamPhi2]

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