Niall Ashdown

Improviser, writer, performer, father, lefty, atheist.

[East London Kingfishers @CanalRegent]

Handbags at dawn

Watching one kingfisher when another arrives. This stand off in east London between two females went on for several hours.

#LondonBirds #nature #wildlife #kingfisher #kingfishers @Natures_Voice @WildLondon #eastlondon @CanalRiverTrust

[Harry Dunn @libradunn]

Slow Blink....
What?!?!!?!

[Peter Oborne @OborneTweets]

The BBC political editor (260K pa) thinks it's
a story that the Downing Street chief of staff (170K pa) earns more than the PM (167Kpa).
Welcome to political journalism!

PS Laura Kuenssberg is on 325K, Nick Robinson 340K and Fiona Bruce even more.

https://t.co/cRKLTcLbki

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

PM on Radio 4 having a jocular chat about whether or not you should eat in bed - with two ‘lifestyle experts’ who happen to have the plummiest voices imaginable. Just two more self-appointed trivial toffs spouting drivel. Yawwwwwwwn!

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

An Otter realizing all his cheese has run out...

[Brendan May @bmay]

What a patriot.

They don't want any forrins coming here, but the minute someone tries to level the playing field for all the people who blame the forrins for everything, off they scarper to pay less tax.

Lovely.

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

@KamalaHQ This is word-mangling horseshit.

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

We need to rewild 30% of the planet to restore nature & protect our wildlife, but Britain is falling behind. So I've signed this new petition calling on one of our biggest landowners - the Church of England - to rewild its land. Join me? https://t.co/XONnodIJQc via @38degrees

[Josie Lawrence @josielawrence1]

Oh yeah! Fab show and gorgeous audience x

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

@josielawrence1 It’s the big paws

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

Fun shall be had. (Bank holiday the day after, so it’s really a Saturday night but on Sunday). See ya there!

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

@thecarolemalone Well the utter shower of liars, rogues, race-baiters and thieves that preceded him helped enormously. Not that you ever felt that they needed holding to account.

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

@JuliaHB1 Yeah!!! Fucking labour government getting involved in public transport negotiations instead of sitting on the sidelines and shrugging!! This post-Tory government is SHAMELESS!

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

A must-watch sermon from Texas Congressman @jamestalarico.

Send this to every Christian you know.

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

There’s something really f**ked about a political system that demands MPs ignore their consciences and toe the line or they get censured. It’s time parliament grew up.

Labour suspends seven rebels who voted to scrap two-child benefit cap https://t.co/fE0Oehvday

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

This is just perfect.

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

We are all this - the man's repulsive

[Neil Mullarkey @NeilMullarkey]

Tomorrow ⁦@NiallAshdown⁩ comes to play

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

Ffs.

Shameless.

Trump offers supporters $299 assassination attempt-themed sneakers https://t.co/sErDZ4a5dC

[Niall Ashdown @NiallAshdown]

Kinda weird in the States that those who believe Jesus died for our sins seem to also believe that Trump avoided death for them. Maybe it’s not the same God.