Nic Patrick

Fan of the late, great Jim Bowen.

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

@AddtoEvent Jason produced 4 dinner parties for me last year to universal acclaim. Fantastic chef and lovely man.

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

Five days in a general surgical ward gives much time for reflection. #1 we live in micro bubbles having really no idea of what it’s like in other’s bubbles. Time to find less drastic ways of connecting!

[JC 🏃🏻🚴 @JRunsLiverpool]

So today I had a request from the little girl whose mum was knocked off her road bike & killed 10 days ago ‘Mr Clarke can you tweet the pictures of me putting #BeAwareForClare posters up because you have got lots of retweets and raised awareness’ 💔 Twitter work your magic #RT

[VeloUK Cycling Mag @AussieLarry]

Junior Kuurne Brussels Kuurne

1. Van Uden
2. Corvaiser
3. Del Grosso
4. Leo Hayter (Gbr)
5. Oliver Rees (Gbr)
6. Lewis Askey (Gbr)
7. Veenendaal
8. Thomas Gloag (Gbr)
9. Loland
10. Van Belle

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

It's infuriating when Tony Blair makes excellent points about Brexit, that his critics always bring up Iraq. It's the same with Rose West. She has many valid ideas about the EU, and it's time we listened to them rather than whining about what she did in the past.

[Naomi Campbell @NaomiCampbell]

Ms. Hattie McDaniel, the LEGEND 🙌🏾 We salute you for making HISTORY, the first black entertainer to win an Academy Award in 1939, and open the door for the several black nominees tonight ♥️ #BlackHistoryMonth #Oscars #Oscars2019

[Simon Warren @100Climbs]

Doomed

[zazU @wearezazu]

Come and play some of the most important games ever seen on the @sohotheatre stage. Tickets are disappearing fast! Have you bought your ticket yet? #zazutinany #friendswhoplaytogetherstaytogether https://t.co/NkoYTXd1fU #cucumber #courgette

[Lucinda Tobyjug @msloobylou]

He just got that joke he heard in 1998

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

Who can recommend a decent ploughman’s in East Kent? #pint&ploughmans

[Simon Warren @100Climbs]

If there is a will, and thee is a will, then there is way. Build the wall, it will stop no one.

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

Chapeau! The pic doesn’t quite show the slimy metal grill on the outside of this bend that is odds on to terminate any attempt to flatten the incline

[John - Poster Nostalgia @posternostalgia]

Ouch! It took five attempts but managed it in the end. Ffordd Penllech @100Climbs ticked off (and little old Bwlch Y Groes).

[3rdReferendum 🔶 #LabourMeansLeave @gobackineurope]

Brexit food standards explained

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

The ‘overuse of metaphor’ line is genius Minchin

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

16 days to go until I’m BACK on tour. Hmmm.
I wrote this ballad for Australian film ‘Two Fists, One Heart’, in which I played a small role in a significant headband.
https://t.co/Q0YJjpodRV
#BackCountdown

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

Or is this Ash?

[United Agents @UnitedAgents]

Oh, this is simply just the BEST casting announcement!

@a_zhangazha joins the cast of @TinaTheMusical as Ike Turner. 🕺🏿💃🏿
https://t.co/mabjj5uvQF

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

Go Reg!

[United Agents @UnitedAgents]

Oh, this is simply just the BEST casting announcement!

@a_zhangazha joins the cast of @TinaTheMusical as Ike Turner. 🕺🏿💃🏿
https://t.co/mabjj5uvQF

[Jack Seale @jackseale]

Goodness me. Nick Cave responds to Ptolemy, a 10-year-old fan:

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

And it’s a better league

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

As the government has now lost 27 times out of 31, they'll now be relegated, and spend next season in the championship with the Bailiwick of Guernsey, and Chelmsford Town Council.

[Nic Patrick @NicPatrick4]

Must be my Yorkshire heritage! And another thing, I’m more Yorkshire than’t this Charlie. You know I’m right!

[Yorkshire Prose @YorkshireProse]

Valentine's Day? Nayy, not for me tar. Just after me brass I reckon 🤔

#ValentinesDay #Bollocks

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Let's spare a thought for the restaurant biz, about to go into their most hated night of the year: every table a two-top, most of them on a tight budget, and the certainty that at some point, the bogs will be filled with people sobbing over the cruelty of love's disappointment.