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GOD is our co-pilot? Remember our car? Two seats? WHERE'S HE GONNA SIT? WHERE? Comments made are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.

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@ChrisVannini HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eff you and your team, Spurs! Your days of being ridiculously lucky and overly-blessed by the NBA Gods are OVER!!!

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@WesternLensman That guy just sucks.

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@kksheld I love Texas!

Just not the Spurs, I'll hate that team til my dying day.

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@NeverteIImeodd Wow. Remember, it's not the fall - it's the sudden stop. So awful and so preventable.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Suck it, Spurs!!!

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@DrClownPhD Disappointed parents and an overdeveloped sense of self.

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@BuzzPatterson The Hornet is THAT much bigger than the Viper?

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@InsidConflict And what does the U.S. get in return? Releasing frozen assets allows Iran to being funding Hezbollah and Hamas again - that's not a win.

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@michellebackus_ Most accidents occur during takeoff or landing and a reclined seat can impede the egress of others in an emergency evacuation.

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@GigaBasedDad The tilted glasses are killing me.

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@DefiantLs "We both voted for the same person. You're just why she lost." So accurate - the far left Democrats are the standard-bearers for their party and scare the heck out of the independents they need to win.

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@howaboutafresca As a diehard Suns fan, EFF YOU, SPURS. Go get your ring, Bridges and Shamet!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eff the Spurs. That franchise sucks.

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@SamEldridge87 It wasn't just a TV; it was furniture. Lemon Pledge used on the TV? Yessir. Every week.

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@howaboutafresca This is how I felt in the mid ‘90s when the Suns kept falling to the Rockets in the playoffs; we had three centers, so that’s 18 fouls - throw them at Olajuwon HARD all game long. But noooo, they didn’t do it…

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@DefiantLs Hey, that third grade Field Day ribbon is an award - right?

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@GigaBasedDad Again, stolen from George Carlin:
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
- George Carlin, 1984

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@ClassicsPlanes They landed a B747 in CLE? Did the Mayor give the Captain the key to the city afterward?

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@atensnut My 14 year old son saw the “before” and thought she was really pretty. Then he saw the after and realized she was too old for him now. 🤣

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@GigaBasedDad Old joke repurposed. “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
― George Carlin, 1984