Neil Nichol

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@BenMacpherson That's impossible because we're starved of funds by Westminster. Apparently.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@mscott7612 @theSNP Think you'll need to donate a lot more than that to repair the damage to Honest Pete's lawn.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@Duncan20212 Who's funding your happy gathering?

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@Indy4Scotss @theSNP Why not donate your brain?
It's obviously underemployed.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@no202123 So if @PeterMurrell is found guilty, the funds could be recovered from his spouse.
Whoever she is.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@macnahgalla @theSNP I think most of them are deceased.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@RealStephenKerr Even the bloody skeleton's "WHITE!"
@alexmassie

[Luke Warm Dave @DaveLukewarm]

BREAKING: Former First Minister Nicola Sturgeon breaks her silence after Peter Murrell's arrest.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

Wouldn't worry too much about them - they're completely detached from reality.
@ScotNational

[DavidWilson34 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Wilson34David]

My thoughts are with The Nationals front page headline writer at this difficult time 😐

[John 🇬🇧 @Carson1912_]

That's a shocker..............

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

If you're still voting SNP, "hands up" is far too complicated an action for them to understand.

[Right Hon Lady Colz of Aberdeen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @colz261]

Hands up if you're still voting snp 🙋‍♀️✊️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@CatrionaBlack @theSNP Bet you don't get a receipt.

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Nicola Sturgeon said Westminster is to blame, but she hasn't worked out how'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

There is very little point debating what a women is, because the scientific reality is absolutely inarguable.

It's quite remarkable to listen to politicians unable to answer that question.

You don't need fifty years in medicine to understand that a woman can't have a penis!

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@ColinBurnett16 Remember the swabs you put up your nose?
Ever wonder who paid for them?
Or did you put them in too far and injure your brain?

[John Ruddy @jruddy99]

The Nats are going mental over this. Would be a shame if it got retweeted.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@alexmassie Digging to find where "Honesty" and "Transparency" are buried.
They've been missing for a long time.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@CllrMcHuntSNP @HumzaYousaf Peter's winning streak is starting to look like more of a skidmark.

[Neil Nichol @NicholNeil]

@brawday "feck peed off" - are you a @JohnSwinney educational victim?
You may be entitled to compensation.
Contact @NicolaSturgeon who could have provided legal assistance except she was about to be struck off for 3 charges of professional misconduct.
Hence the change of career.
@GBNEWS