Nick Fryer

Even my redeeming features aren't that impressive.

[Nick Fryer @NicholasFryer]

@TheLittleChef Western Australia? That's somewhere near Johannesburg, isn't it? You can tell by the accents.

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@FnordNelson I, for one, am perfectly comfortable with the entire country turning into a caricature of itself, Mike. All it lacked was for the roo to hop past a bloke wearing a hat with corks, a blue singlet and an expression betokening weary irony. Ping @Stray__Bullet.

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@OurNewHomecoach @stilgherrian @SnarkyPlatypus Making me look like a dork by posting unedited, unmisleading video of something I did in the very recent past is a terrible way to behave, @stilgherrian.

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Mmm mmm, yeah yeah.

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The way it's meant to be.

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I love the smell of napalm at the cup final.

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@Stray__Bullet 722 kilomatchboxes. About 2.36 nanoWaleses, in imperial.

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I've opened a bookshop with two friends.

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@Stray__Bullet No, one further up the hill. We've got a space about the size of the service area in tennis, if that's the right term. Maybe 2 king size mattresses' worth.

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@Stray__Bullet We're all about authenticity. Black is the new black.

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@techoglot Main Street, same building as Golden Fleece café. 30, I think. Open Thursdays, Fridays and Saturday mornings, when we can be bothered.

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@stilgherrian I just lost sight of my elbow.

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@stilgherrian All is well. The shitty twenty-first century is being given the finger, is all.

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L'esprit du temps.