Carter Nicholas

will quit school to become handsome billionaire

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

No matter how well you do in life there will still be times when you feel So DAMN SMALL

[Concrete Blond @Super_Cynthia]

The spider I flushed down the bathtub drain a week ago just showed up cracking his endless knuckles and said, "Itsy bitsy, bitch."

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

There's a 10% chance a spider is lurking in your pants. No I didn't do the math but it makes sense cuz I'm covered in spider bites

[IG @samalmightysam]

I'll wait for you outside your comfort zone.

[A Murder Of Crows @TheWellOfSongs]

Only trouble ends up here.

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

Hi Mom, wish you were here-I'd give you a great big hug and tell you everything's okay. Happy Mother's Day

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

I don’t use words to hurt people, I prefer to use my silence.

[rolo of troy @TheRolo]

I'm not sure how I ended up on her yard either guys.

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

Twitter-I like this new format

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

It's been said many times in the last few days but it's definitely worth repeating-#BostonStrong #bostonstrongerthanever

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

@scubavelli @AlexvanBeek even funnier when it's almost half-April

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

Maybe someone likes your tweets.

Not me, but someone.

[Carter Nicholas @Nicholman5]

no thanks Target-I don't wanna follow you