Nick Hawkins

#boringmushroomface

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

Early days but my @OfficialFPL season now hinges on Gareth Bale being a £5m forward, not being rubbish and nobody noticing for 4 months🤞🏻

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Has anyone seen @GNev2? 👀

#WheresGary

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

@theDanRead Always had you down as tit man #GreatTits

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

.@BristolCouncil Why is a local authority account engaging with content like this?

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

❤️

#SixTimes

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

@garius James Blenheim-Peeler

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

@GWRHelp on the 15:03 from Paddington to Taunton. Train near capacity and Coach B is hotter than the sun. No comment from Train Manager regarding a fault. No food cart so presumably no water available to hand out? It is unbearable.

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

Slightly disappointed you denied me an 'I was there when' moment @rickygervais, but glad you decided not to die and put on an amazing show.

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

@AmazonHelp will you be restocking the Nintendo Classic Mini NES any time soon? I'm not interested in third party sellers. Thanks.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

“Sorry I’m late, I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15 minutes away.”

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

@Top_CashBack Yes but only last week, is it 11 weeks from completion of the booking?

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

@Top_CashBack is there a delay on @bookingcom cash back becoming payable? Estimate is 11 weeks but I've been waiting 17 now?

[Adam Banks @adambanksdotcom]

England team now feel they were misled about consequences of letting goals in, didn't think other team would actually win

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

What an amazing season! Fair play Leicester City, deserved champions.

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

England! #GrandSlam #FRAvENG #RBS6Nations

[Nick Hawkins @NickHawkins84]

The lights are off for #EarthHour
My TV is also off however #FRAvENG must be viewed on the iPad, sorry planet...

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

33 - Leicester City will now be top of the PL for 33 days in 2015-16, the same number that Spurs have been top in total since 1992. Serious.

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Most people go to cinema just to be annoying https://t.co/vOUERk48Dz