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@ocado I come back to edit my order and unlike Amazon or eBay it strings me along and then wants me to log in. Often I get red error messages. Often I get messages claiming I’ve ‘timed out’ it’s a mess. ‘Clear cache’ say Ocado - er, Wut? I’m shopping.

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@topiwotsits @Ocado We shouldn’t have to do this cache clearing for @Ocado. I’ve known no other site that requires it.

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@russellhoward ‘s show The Russel Howard Hour is very “right on” but has no closed caption subtitles for the hearing impaired.

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@Baddiel It's = it is

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@AlanCarr yes, we own it.

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@justinmoorhouse I had one several years and wore it out. Replaced it wit a 'loose' coffee espresso machine 'cos they are far cheaper to run

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@reginalddhunter Re. your DVD, @johncleese ' sat nav voicing says "Bear left, beaver right"

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@JeremyClarkson I was in Oxford on a mainish road, speed limit 30, turned onto a bigger road, limit 20! How to pass a cyclist doing 10?

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Stumble went down so I joined Twitter