Nick Jones

What kind of sexuality is bilingual supposed to be?

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

Click-cluck bitches. You've been visited by the Thanksgiving Nick. Comment "Cluck em' up, stinky!" for 7 years of good luck.

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@CrumblCookies 🫴

[Patti @marinemom34]

@NHLBruins "That's okay boys I'll do it myself." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@jplogiudice_USA @klubkenneth @deardaisyc @khli567 @RahmanA07654910 @eltonmpo @onreeel @Nalamcrypto5 @MaynardKappel @superboyiii @henryxi19453248 @MdeeT2PtudmKnVm @zhangziwu811 @j0_o7399 ok daddy

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

Boomers on FB always getting hacked wondering why when they reply to posts like “what was your favorite pets name?” or “what was the name of your high school?”

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

You never truly meet your darkest inner demons until you drive down Route 44

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@MOUNTAlNMAN Enough. What’s your login

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@MOUNTAlNMAN I know you subtweeting me ….

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@MOUNTAlNMAN Ever considered kissing me?

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

What the fuck is vegan eyelashes?! We’re you gonna eat em???

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

I can smell this picture.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Do you know what this is?

[Roll7 @Roll_7]

this goes raw 🛹 https://t.co/xxAamT7rhG

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@POTUS I don’t see no ps5’s on the shelf boss

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

When you find out it’s his first time.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Like I said, I’m a car guy.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

This red dot is the extent of all human radio signals and spacecraft throughout history.

Which means, any possible civilization outside this circle could be totally unaware of our existence 👀

[Space @redditSpaceView]

Ice on Mars, courtesy of the ESA.

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

Math is the answer to the existence of the universe. Think about it. Everything can be equated with math and math cannot provide an incorrect answer. The formula to the universe(s) is math. It always existed, we only discovered it.

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@DaltonSousa27 The boys are up 😤

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@magnesium_rich @MOUNTAlNMAN He does 💕

[PETA @peta]

Are you drinking from a cow’s boobs this #NationalBoobDay?

[Nick Jones @NickJonesTWT]

@monkegobrr Can’t wait 🤍😩