Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male)

A sometimes angry liberal. The rest of my life is none of your fuckin business!

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

“I am a J6er.

Yes, I attacked this country, stormed the Capitol, smashed the heads of a few cops with a bat and an American flag, helped erect gallows in case we found Mike Pence, and tried to break through an armed barricade to the House chambers where members of Congress hid and feared for their lives.

But libtards made me do it!

I would have never done it if there weren’t Feds in the crowd. It’s all Ray Epp’s fault!

Plus Trump told me the election was stolen and he actually won!

I had no choice!

Therefore, I deserve a million dollars for my suffering!”

That about summarize the batshit crazy nonsense you’re all seeing on your feeds?

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

@DHSgov https://t.co/m3RTdOJQsP

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@NC5PhilWilliams Weird

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

Our new Senate Majority Leader @johnthune

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@JoJoFromJerz I did the same thing! But I refused to look until about 5am. I wasn't ready yet.

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For America!

[Warren @swd2]

Today, go vote for their dad. 💙�

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

@sam4trump45 @elhombrelibre1 @RadioTx76853 @JohnFugelsang Considering a paragraph to be a novella says a lot.

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@akafacehots @BarackObama It was? 😂

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

Appalling!

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

MAGA beats up little boy

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

Hmm

[Ana Braga🇺🇸🇧🇷 @TheAnaBraga]

I was in MAGA, they are the most hypocritical people in the world. They dish out but cry when they get called out 👇🏽�

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

@catturd2 Well, you've succeeded.

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@BrentTerhune Trump is going to need an emotional support beer after this roast!

[John Feal @TheJohnFeal9117]

Friends - HELP! HELP! HELP! Please share and please please please add my dear friend @JustBri6120 who is a Firefighter and fighting cancer (#FUCancer). This amazing man is #TrueBlue and someone I want in the trenches with me. Even Heroes need a Hero. Send Brian some love, positive thoughts and a big fucking internet hug. In return, I will be dancing at 12/noon for free naked in a cage at the Blue Bunny under the stage name Blazing Sword. Remember to tip Doris the waitress. You cannot miss her, she has tail (don't stare trust me) and smells of medicated foot powder. #BrianIsMyHero

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

@LeaKThompson 💙

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@ArtCandee Who is this?

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@Timcast Funny you would say this, Putin Puppet Pool.

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@akafacehots Source: Some random dude saying some shit.

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@jasonllevin 👋

[Nick Coaker (Alfalfa Male) @NickTcoaker]

@RyanPatrick1991 Cher in the 80s.