Nick Woodward

normal dude; entirely unremarkable

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

Totally flavorless

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

I’m just gonna come out and say it: McDonald’s nuggets blow

[(Cosmo-Chan) 殷小晖 @commie_cosmo]

I love how the McDonald’s app just gives the ability to instantly make like 8 people’s day worse

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

Me when I’m literally insane

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@ZOBarber33 @TheCinesthetic Mid

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

He wants us all running around looking like megamind

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps

[🇺🇸🎯 @KaraKryptonite]

Me when the Rhode Island vape ban goes into effect tomorrow and 10 years of my life's work is being thrown down the drain by my government and thousands of people are going to go back to smoking because of it

[小島秀夫 @Kojima_Hideo]

おはようございます。

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

That didn’t take long.

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@depaulo_ryan Further you run the dumber the comments get because the retards who comment don’t understand the first thing about playing this late and how it changes things lol. Chat comments on a final table triton are excruciating

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@dharh @ramit @The_M4XX The roots of this are mainly traced back to the 08 housing crash as well, as I’m sure you know

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@dharh @ramit @The_M4XX This is a huge part of it. It’s so simple and people want the answer to be so complicated

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@Shadenessi @GoodReddit You should rewatch it because you’d realize it’s not a ten

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@SE_Investing @JdubAndrew @MillionInt Schizo ?

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@hegemonix4real @MuseZack Bowie continued to explore new sounds and artists as the times moved on. I think this is a big part of it. A lot of the old guys who fell off are still listening to the same records they grew up with. Can’t make something new coming back to the same well.

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

Watching this without sound looks like a trailer for some new show on history channel. Dog shit.

[Bearly AI @bearlyai]

Ben Affleck: “AI can’t make film that is considered art.”

AI-generated trailer of Lord of the Rings in a Trailer Park: “Hold our beer.”

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

@_sn_n Bad trigger discipline

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

The assassin had a good run but in the end no American can resist the urge to eat cheese burger

[Nick Woodward @Nickdubya5]

Must be nice not having a real job.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

“Do you have a fax machine” is hands down the dumbest thing anyone has asked me this entire year.