@Grim60696847085@masterkevkev@witham_nick@CountDankulaTV Aah see man. She was trynna keep modest.
In all seriousness bud if you're being serious thats a real gut punch, I've been cheated on too. It's a fucking shit feeling, it's almost as bad as some maniac accidentally throwing your kid into a crocodile pen.
Stay strong my bro.
@Grim60696847085@masterkevkev@witham_nick@CountDankulaTV He fell over with a hard on and she slipped over the same banana peel that was conveniently discarded there and fell onto his erect dick while simultaneously losing all her clothes? Happens all the time bud I wouldn't worry.
@witham_nick@CountDankulaTV "Whoops!! I just accidentally threw a small child over a fence and into an enclosure with a bunch of crocodiles. You guys know how clumsy I am, I guess it's just not my day today."
Dude you cannot be this retarded.
@kingsolomon_sol@PolitlcsUK Short sighted idiots that just want Keir Starmer gone. Which I understand, but honestly Andy Burnham is just going to be more of the same.