Nicola Perry 🐝

Mostly nonsense, the occasional rant....

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

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[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

We’re in the endgame again… BRING IT HOME, ENGLAND! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

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[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

This 👇

[BRITT❤️‍🔥 @captnbrincrunch]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

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[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

John, "I feel like we've sort of forgotten about Brexit a little bit" #BBCQT

"I don't know about you, but I'm reminded every time I try to join a passport queue at an airport"

"What are the proposed benefits of Brexit that I'm meant to be feeling at the moment? Because I don't know what they are"

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

Wow. 🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

So it turns out Rishi Sunak originally refused to go to the D-Day commemorations *at all* and only agreed to go for part of it, in a "compromise" with the French.
https://t.co/NnWgSBUj1E

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@allaboutAl @StuartJohn83 @lambchop107 trip to London?? 🤔🤔

[Steve Pemberton @SP1nightonly]

‼️This is not a drill!‼️
https://t.co/Ja25BmxdZv
Coming to the West End from January to April 2025 🎭 #InsideNo9

[Anna ✨ @ANNATHEBEL]

I know where Kate Middleton is.

Joe Goldberg fell in love with her, they dated for weeks. Now she is in his cage trying to get out. Joe is posting her photoshopped pictures so no one can know.

'YOU' season 5 only on Netflix.

#KateMiddleton #KateGate

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Happy International Women's Day! 🥳🥳

#WomensDay

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@allaboutAl @StuartJohn83 🤮🤮🤮

[2Jays @2Jays5]

Lewis Hamilton was robbed of 8th tite at Abu Dhabi 2021. What happened was a travesty of justice.

Worse is that Red bull racing and their management Christian Horner, Helmut Makro celebrated the win and mocked Lewis.

Here is pics of Naked Christian Horner. Karma is bitch

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@OneEyedWilse Did you know there was a beer museum in Lisbon before you booked or is it just a coincidence?? 🤔😂

[Pints Of Beauty @PintsBeauty]

Look at those glasses 😍. Designed so your hands don't warm the beer up, love it. Beer Museum in Lisbon, Portugal 🇵🇹

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@allaboutAl @StuartJohn83 she’s got a tribute act?! 😳

[Andi @AndiMcLellan]

I’m in Leeds. An exceptional Jane McDonald tribute act has taken to the stage. Incredible.

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 Do this next year for LinkedIn? 🤔

[Laura @laurahod19]

Obsessed w these huns from an independent travel agency getting ready for their work Christmas party

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 😋😋 get a bit of banana on toast down yer!

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 😂😂😂😂 xx

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 I don’t know why these cilla clips are all over twitter at the moment, but it’s making me LOL!! 😂😂😂

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@StuartJohn83

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 😂😂😂

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Cliff Richard says he’s absolutely furious that Daniel O’Donnell has pulled out of their long-awaited cage fight on 23 November due to a close relative being hit by a bus.

“To be quite honest I don’t fucking believe him,” Richard snapped

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

This will never not make me laugh!! 👌👌😂😂

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Never forget

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 😂😂😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Is it time for “let’s pick this back up in the new year” emails yet? Because I have a lot of work I don’t really fancy doing until 2024.

[Nicola Perry 🐝 @NicolaPerry29]

@lambchop107 Here you go, get some of these! 😂😂