**reporting LIVE from dismissal!!**
girl: “are you doing that weird thing you do?”
me: “what weird thing?”
girl: “come here and talk to people?”
me: “um. yes. I’m so weird.”
girl:
me:
girl: “bye.”
Today’s tea:
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_(___(____)____(___(__ (___
\You can’t act surprised / _
\ that you got more / |
\than 1 item, when /____|
\ you do it all /
\ the time /
\____________/
“What do you have for breakfast?”
17 year old me: idk honey buns and captain crunch
25 year old me: gluten free granola, egg whites, coffee and a couple ibuprofen