Nicole Whittam

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

What is the return policy

on a man who did not snore

during 8 years of dating,

but now, 2-years married,

snores like a sleuth of bears

trapped in an echoing cave

of erratically backfiring trucks?

⁉️

thank you

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

Deleted the Facebook app and deleting the Twitter app now so I don’t become THAT lady who spends her time online shouting about stuff she probably doesn’t know all the facts about. ✌️

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

I am back, 9 months later, because there is a question burning in my brain as I lie here, unable to fall asleep, at 5:30AM....

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

Remember when Obama was unprofessional for wearing TAN? And this bafoon is making national announcements in a cap and no tie. 👌

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

I think Drumpf is sick right now but will never admit it.

He sounds congested, tired, and even older than he is, and I don’t understand why he hasn’t been tested following direct exposure to 2 individuals who are positive for the virus!

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

I thought “thoughts & prayers” were reserved for victims of gun violence, but I guess Drumpf is extending this fail-proof healing method to pandemics, too! 👍

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer. We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these....

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

@ROGnRoll

[Louis Di Paolo @L_DiPaolo]

Great update on New Jersey's response to #COVID19 by @GovMurphy. Really appreciate the transparency here.

If you live in New Jersey, I highly recommend you read this thread for updates on what the state is doing and recommending.

👇👇👇

[raꪜaska @ravaskar]

COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

When we say it's time to provide health care to all our people, we're told we can't afford it.

But if the stock market is in trouble, no problem! The government can just hand out $1.5 trillion to calm bankers on Wall Street.

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Brands That Had Clever March Madness Social Posts Ready To Go, Totally Fucking Pissed

[𝙿𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚑 @pauletteperhach]

I spent $250 at the grocery store stocking up, and I’m thinking about all the families who can’t afford the extra, who are living on such razor thin margins. My heart goes out to them, and I want a society with stronger social nets to prevent the kind of suffering happening now.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

We're all democratic socialists in a pandemic...

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

👇😧 thread

[New Jersey @NJGov]

*taps mic*

coronavirus is no excuse for racism

[Mikey Dunn @TheMikeyDunn]

Can @Sia please re-release 'Clap Your Hands' as 'Wash Your Hands?'

[Liz Ryan @humanworkplace]

Coronavirus is teaching us that:

1) Healthcare is a right
2) Paid sick time is a right
3) Many, many people could do their jobs from home
4) We are more dependent on a healthy society than we want to acknowledge

[Nicole Whittam @NicoleZeeks]

@steph_panzica Remember us saying Dad would never want to eat there haha

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too, you great thundering walloper.