nigel brown

I make myself chuckle. My friends make me laugh....and I’m a stable genius!

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

#Gogglebox how many times can we have Philthy Phil in one episode. Too many!

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@HowardGriffiths Howard, would you be saying the same if I’d crashed into your loved ones whilst drunk and smacked off my tits on drugs and already banned from driving. It’s one rule for the @ITV darlings and another for everyone else.

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@MarcusRashford @England @MarcusRashford you have nothing to apologise for sunshine x

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@theJeremyVine are you on piss take overdrive today Jeremy? Love it.

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@grieve51166 @ITV @Schofe well that will the end of The Chase for me.

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@tomhanks sorry? Did you say a troubling wanker?

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@billybragg couldn’t be arsed to reply to your individual tweets so just giving you an overall #sillybilly

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@dailystar Not much of a surprise.

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@davidwalliams touching tribute to #BarbaraWindsor saying how lovely she was to members of the public she met when she was in restaurants. Take a leaf out of her book cuz you were vile when my friend tried to speak to you. #rude

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@Morrisons I see you’re still running your ad giving 10% off for NHS staff & teachers (who are still able to work) but you haven’t replied to me as a non essential retailer who can’t work when you are selling non essential items! Also @Tesco @sainsburys @waitrose @LidlGB @AldiUK

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@Morrisons @Tesco @sainsburys @waitrose @LidlGB @AldiUK could you have the courtesy to at least reply even if it’s to tell me to piss off cuz you’re too busy counting your takings?

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@Morrisons great that you’re offering discounts to NHS and teachers. They’re still working. I’m an independent small shop owner. You’re still taking it in. Can I have a discount please? @Tesco @sainsburys @marksandspencer @waitrose @AldiUK @LidlGB

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@realDonaldTrump Loser. Just admit it.

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

#nhs #teachers

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

#dianainterview she clearly didn’t really trust @PaulBurrell_RVM if she told him to fuck off for the evening!

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

Thank you @NeighboursTV
I spoke to a friend whose father in law had died from Huntington’s disease and she said I was the first person she hadn’t had to explain the disease to. That’s cuz The Brennans have taught me about it. @AprilRPengilly @MattyWilson88 @ScottDMcGregor

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@realDonaldTrump
Wishing #ghislanemaxwell “well”?
What a very odd thing to say??!!

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@realDonaldTrump If you did something positive they wouldn’t have to kneel would they?

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@NeighboursTV @RobMillsyMills love the lockdown hair!

[nigel brown @NigelNylon]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Haven’t you got more important things to do other than watching TV and playing on your phone?