Nigel Banks

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others….

[John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr @realJohnJohnJr]

🚨The UK just secretly flew 24,000 Afghans into the country and made it illegal for the press to even cover the story. Now, it turns out all of them get free housing and welfare for "the rest of their lives" without ever having to work.

Doomed country.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@terrychristian You want some OIL OF ULAY as well you WANKER

[David Shaw @David90shaw]

🚨WES STREETING HUMILIATED AS TERROR SQUAD EVACUATES HOMES NEAR RAF FAIRFORD OVER IRAN LINK

In July Defence Secretary Wes Streeting smirked on breakfast television and dismissed Iranian threats against RAF Fairford as mere sabre rattling.

Today five suspects near RAF Fairford were arrested for preparing a terrorist act under the Explosives Act!

The bomb squad has swarmed the area, 85 British households have been evacuated from their homes, and counter terror police are actively investigating a direct Iranian connection.

While Wes Streeting was busy playing the tough guy on morning television and plotting the surrender of the Chagos Islands, hostile foreign threats were creeping right up to our key military bases.

How is that harmless sabre rattling working out for you now, Wes?

Labour ministers are dangerously out of their depth, treating national defence like a PR game while ordinary British citizens face bomb evacuations on their own doorsteps.

Retweet this immediately to expose Wes Streeting and hold this incompetent government to account. 🇬🇧🔥

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

More information emerging about the conviction of Del Somerville (jailed for two years for throwing a plastic bottle and telling police officers to 'F**k off' at a protest against the small boats).

The court heard that Somerville had played a relatively minor role at the incident, had tried to pull another protester away when he confronted police, actually lived at the marina rather than travelled there for the purpose of protesting, and that the plastic bottle he threw was 'small' or 'empty'.

It's impossible, in the context of wider sentencing policy in this country, to avoid the conclusion that the sanction handed down to Somerville amounts to two-tier justice.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: The UK Government's announcement that it will bring in a home internet levy to fund the BBC has received an intense backlash

Many online are claiming they will switch to Starlink instead

[Sick of it….🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Piddington 2024: “Ahhh it feels good to virtue signal and vote for something that makes me feel morally just. Such a lovely feeling. I’ll go for a nice, safe walk now in my 100% white English village and bask in my own moral grandstanding.”

Piddington 2026: “Hang on a minute, you can’t bring these savages here! Surely they can go in the working class towns so we can carry on feeling virtuous whilst avoiding the left wing savage importations we voted for? What the hell is going on?!”

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

The protestors in Portsmouth are missing a trick here that would cause this Labour government massive problems. Instead of wearing balaclavas, the protestors should wear burqas. The government would then either have to ban burqas or get the police to rip the burqas from the protestors, which would make for very interesting photos and news clips.

[Boy George @BoyGeorge]

If 'Free Palestine' is not antisemitic then 'I love Isreal' is not anti Palestinian? Or can this only be true for one side? Make up your mind!

[MKR TV @MKR_T_V]

🚨THE PEOPLE ARE HERE!!

At the drop of a hat LOOK AT THE NUMBERS!!

THIS IS PORTSMOUTH!

https://t.co/K56G4Bp637

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨POLICE TRY TO NEGOTIATE WITH DANNY TOMMO

"You put those migrants back on the boat to France and we will leave"

Police have sent for a professional negotiator

This is getting serious

There are hundreds of men at the entrance blocking all the traffic in and out

[Nigel Banks @Nigelb62]

@SpannersReady He’s clueless.. every race he costs the team points…

[Nigel Banks @Nigelb62]

@BigFatSultan1 We need that donkey of a manager gone… Jesus Christ he’s shite

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@OasisMania @NoelGallagher It’s not HAPPENING so all you croc wearing flag waving shit cunts can calm the fuck down

[Nigel Banks @Nigelb62]

@BigFatSultan1 Jeez you look younger than that… jammy git 😉

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Ed Miliband now in charge of MI6.

Just let that sink in.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

Burnham our 6th PM in 7 years has announced he is cancelling Digital ID , restarting drilling in our North Sea and retaining jury trials. I think he is lying and I now expect a General Election later this year before the public catch up with his false promises. He is a Fabian.

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Btw you really must follow this account.

One of the most cracked guys I know and converting his fury cleanly into research.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It was hard to dislike our opponents last night. On Wednesday however….