Pink Nigga

Why does the Black Power Ranger have to be black? And the Yellow Power Ranger has to be Asian? I'm black so I'm naturally a comedian. And I love chicken.

[Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton]

I had a guy tell me that I should cut my hair. So, I told him he should grow some hair. I never knew a cancer patient could punch so hard..

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

I'm so black, I got two 7 year olds...they ain't twins.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

I like Kool-Aid. You know I'm black.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

To all the ladies out there: I'm black, I have big feet, and I'm here on Twitter. You know what that means...just another jobless black man.

[Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton]

What's fluffy, white and taste bittersweet cooked over a campfire? A poodle!

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

Don't tell my parole officer...I'm back.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@ileahtogo I'm back now. That kicked me off bc I'm black.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

Can't decide what to eat tonight....your mom or your girlfriend.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@BITEMETOLE Wasn't a problem, all taste like chicken.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@abimeek_x Sup cracka

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@Scumbag2812 Thank you my cracka.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@yasmiinnee Anytime.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

People ask "Pink Nigga, why you so racist?" I say back, "Cracka, give me your purse".

[Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton]

I've been awake for 28 hours and 30 of those hours were spent on twitter.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Hey I'm not wearing any panties tonight.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@duhtTweet 20K? Damn it, now I owe you that hooker I promised. Thursday is "Half a person so half price midget night"!

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

I farted so hard earlier that I saw a glimpse of the future...yep, I will be buying new pants.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

@hollzzzox Not sure how I unfollowed you. Twitter did suspend my account earlier because I am so black and awesome.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Yes I have tried Raman noodles, I'm just not into that cancer taste.

[Pink Nigga @NiggaPink]

Ate out again last night...your dad is now pleased.