nihilist trader Le Correl Guy

Worst trader of all time. No conviction. This is purely for my own entertainment.

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Alors, je m’appelle Guy and I trade le correl. Its very tricky stuff but I’ll break it down here

Un thread

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[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@macrocephalopod @therobotjames I need to become a Guy

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@sdav1986 @therobotjames Here for the tomahawk.

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Many fintwit beauties here that I will miss. Those I’ve met in person, keep in touch through other means. Those who want to otherwise, I will check DMs for the foreseeable, so if you want to keep in touch, ping me. Will keep posting bad mkt takes on bsky going forward

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Over the last month I’ve seen and read shit here that makes 4chan blush. While it’s reality for many around the world, I also believe that it’s not in the best interest of humanity to amplify its worst qualities like post-elon X algo does. Therefore, I’m off. C u next tuesday.

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@dhorsb You’ve clearly not grown up as a nepo boy in Gauteng

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@choffstein @justinaknope I can give you umpteenth anecdotal evidence why this is just about universally the case. But in defence of autocalls, or SRP in particular, it is absolutely demand led, always has been always will. Multitude of reasons for that too.

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Mfw buying the dip for the 12th time in two weeks

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Good

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Police in England are investigating the death of former NHL player Adam Johnson

South Yorkshire Police announced Monday that "officers remain at the scene carrying out enquiries and our investigation into the circumstances ... remain ongoing."

More here:
https://t.co/QapRZc8qzf

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@AdnanVanDal1 @macrocephalopod Still the same though with no ibor and largely daily 0T margining, i guess the xva desks have less credit exposure to hedge?

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@dhorsb Daylight savings they said, sleep an extra hour, they said.

No chance

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Elno yet again done in by his own creation. Love to see it

What a w⚓️

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@veronica_humble Why do I not get cool ads like that, but instead shit about the most efficient tools to clean around taps..

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@dhorsb I’ll swing by and punk the kids with it for sure

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@Citrini7 Dutch eh. Where do you stand on neuken in de keuken?

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@dhorsb Fuck it, why not. Can it be any worse than almond ”milk”?

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@nope_its_lily Not gonna amplify the bellend’s message by rt but fuck me does this remind me of the nigerian letter scams. Dudes on trial in Romania last i checked. Hell of a role model

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@abcampbell Hopefully rendition

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@dhorsb Needs more whip

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@drunkengrass Tyr has fallen on hard times

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

Primo example in the line of thinking that ppl just really aren’t conditioned to think of debt & cost of debt, after so long of cheap credit.

Stonks yet to price this in but it feels like a slow moving car crash towards a cashflow focus..

[nihilist trader Le Correl Guy @NihilistTrader]

@NotQuiteMidlife @jclarkson203 Kids palates are garbage by definition, and 95% of them can run it off. Not saying I’m jealous but I’m jealous. I eat a trash za and its a week of exercise to shed that shit