๐จ NEW: In his first major speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday, Keir Starmer will warn that life in the UK โis going to get worseโ before it gets better
โThings are worse than we ever imaginedโ
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NEW: One in six Tory voters are likely to be dead by the next election
Assuming nothing else changes, the total impact of demographic change alone would mean +29 seats for Labour and -34 for the Conservatives
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๐จ NEW: Keir Starmer will authorise emergency measures this week to automatically release criminals less than halfway through their sentence
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hell yeah i'm voting
Taking
A
Cyanide
Tablet
In the designated
Church hall polling station
And having my
Lifeless body block the entrance rather than vote
Labour
Yahoooo
England will win the Euros on penalties, after a series of deeply unimpressive games, and probably with some minor racism scandal involving a player, and it will feel a bit like the general election.
Itโs all we deserve.