Nihilists for Labour

for nobody not the few.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

April Fool's! I'll do nothing.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

This morning, I’ll be giving an update on how we are supporting you with the cost of living through the conflict in the Middle East.

Watch live.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

hahahahahahahhahaha

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Valid point. For the sake of efficiency and to reduce the cost to the NHS, we suggest assisted dying by nuclear annihilation.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

@JackWOates We do not experience happiness.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

We support assisted dying. We support all forms of dying.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Labour delivers.

[Eleanora (formerly LeftieStats) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

❗️ NEW: YouGov asked voters - what is the single best thing Labour has done since taking office?

The overwhelming answer: NOTHING.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

yayyyy

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: In his first major speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday, Keir Starmer will warn that life in the UK “is going to get worse” before it gets better

“Things are worse than we ever imagined”

[@SkyNews]

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Labour cannot afford to ignore its most important voter base: death

[Tom Calver @TomHCalver]

NEW: One in six Tory voters are likely to be dead by the next election

Assuming nothing else changes, the total impact of demographic change alone would mean +29 seats for Labour and -34 for the Conservatives

@Smyth_Chris @thetimes

https://t.co/F8RZrTAdb8

[Brendan May @bmay]

I want to die.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Hope they both die.

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

Biden expected to meet with Netanyahu next week, despite COVID diagnosis https://t.co/2bPSQ4CRP6

[charels @relscd]

Something bad is going to happen today.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Good work. Just 52% more to go

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The UK general election suffered the lowest turnout since universal suffrage, with only 52% voting

[@guardian]

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Release them into the prison of life.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will authorise emergency measures this week to automatically release criminals less than halfway through their sentence

[@thetimes]

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

I feel dead inside.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

You can always do both.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

hell yeah i'm voting

Taking
A
Cyanide
Tablet
In the designated
Church hall polling station
And having my
Lifeless body block the entrance rather than vote
Labour
Yahoooo

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

You don't have to feel hopeful about the future, it's enough to just be curious about what horrors are coming next.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

England will win the Euros on penalties, after a series of deeply unimpressive games, and probably with some minor racism scandal involving a player, and it will feel a bit like the general election.

It’s all we deserve.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

Labour-coded.

[Nihilists for Labour @Nihilists4Lab]

We condemn violence on both sides.

Or not. It doesn’t matter.

[LBC @LBC]

Nigel Farage has had a banana milkshake thrown in his face outside a pub while campaigning in Clacton.