Nicole

My name's Nicole

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

Just another day in which I very much so miss Awsten Knight

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[ᴡɪɴ @peonywithroses]

he's insane(ly hot)

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

A tree fell on my house last weekend, were getting it off Monday. I can't afford any VIP cuz of it and it breaks my heart. Especially cuz I don't wanna spend too much. My husband bought tickets for us anyways 😭 but I'm heart broken. I've been a fan for basically 15 years 😭😭

[adelaide ✦⋆ SEEING DNP LONDON ⋆✦ @lowkeyylavish]

i'm so so grateful i'm getting to see dnp at ALL but i've been here for almost 11 years so not getting m&g is kind of devastating me

[k @satellitecherry]

as someone who used to be friends with a chronically late person... like she showed up 2.5hrs late to my bday dinner when we all finished eating, or 2hrs late to our plans when I only had 2 hours available, and who never answered her phone... you people ARE disrespectful

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

I knew this was coming. I've been waiting for so long but they announce it right after a tree falls on my house

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME https://t.co/dPs8YqtW0h

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

Funny enough my son was the hardest pregnancy. He was the second one though. Labor is indeed easier the 2nd time (for me) and pregnancy was harder. Which I always heard was more true than this

[Evie !! @evie_5470_]

@niellespo And also the one where it's like "if the pregnancy is really hard it's a girl, if it's an easy pregnancy it's a boy" I never even thought about ts omg

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

we are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce sign up here👀 https://t.co/cTW0TVnO0U

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

Despite the zero context I knew for a fact this was tokyo debunker which shows that I'm in deep lol

[リリン✦︎309(rest) @76A_tkdb]

Because it’s specifically referred to as a school, people sometimes misunderstand the Ghouls as being around 18↓

In reality, it’s an academy, so in some ways it’s closer to a reform school as well…

Even so, I personally assume they’re all at least 18↑

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

@76A_tkdb I read somewhere that they kept it more so anonymous on the ages and what type of school so you can picture them as highschoolers or college students. Personally the fact that the school approved of the gambling den and some students can drink I think they're more so college age

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

I love saying "Dan Howell, as in Dan and Phil" and having someone call me out on how I had to say he was "Dan and Phil" despite them sending me Phan Clips cuz they know I'm a phannie lol I do the same when I speak of Phil in solo

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

Stating for those that don't know, despite any other reason, one big reason is because your scent literally changes while pregnant and then changes again while breastfeeding cuz the pregnancy scent is boosted. It's not a bad scent though. It's a weird sweet scent

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

A legally blind client of mine looked directly at me today and said,
“You’re definitely starting to show. And you got a pragnent bump. "

Which is fascinating because last week she mistook a floor lamp for me in the waiting room.

I’m only 12 weeks. Same weight. Same clothes. No bump.

So now I’m stuck wondering:
did she somehow notice something nobody else can…
or are women’s bodies just public property the second pregnancy enters the conversation?

Honestly the most confusing part is that everyone around us nodded like she’d made a perfectly normal observation.

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

@penismonch And you're a babyyyy

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

Looked up a famous person's age and saw they're 29 this year and thought to myself "wow they're so old" until I saw 1997 and realized that is only 2 years older than me 🧍🏼‍♀️

[Rose 🛸 @revengescores]

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:

-men’s mental health month is in November

-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight

-veterans get 2 months. May and November

So do some research before complaining :)

[Nicole @NikkieCola]

Breaking news!!! If you steal a car and move it to a completely different location and say "well I was gonna give it back" after getting arrested, you have NOT committed a crime. Who would have thought 🤔 I guess Grand Theft Auto isn't a game about crime anymore, just "borrowing"

[Jimerican @Jimerican]

@mjpittxx @lecternleader Actually if someone takes your car with the intent to return it they're not charged with theft.

That's not a good analogy.

The lectern was moved from storage to the middle of the room.

It's hardly a crime.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

So yesterday PCOS was renamed to PMOS. After 11 years and about 22,000 people fighting for it.
If you’re one of the women who was told to just lose weight or come back when you want children, the reason it was renamed is going to make a lot of things make sense.

Keep reading🧵🩷

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

Like no it is not a feminist take to be against birth control or pap smears. We can be critical of the way women are treated - pain dismissed, options not given, concerns not taken seriously - without being against things that save our lives and give us autonomy

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

100%. All these liberal women parroting anti-birth control, anti-pap smear, have even seen anti-tampon don't get how dangerous this rhetoric is. Esp in an era where we're actively losing repro rights (in the US) - we've already lost Roe and mifepristone could be banned soon!!

[John Doomer @jonathandoomer]

I’m not anti-AI.

I like MRI machines. I like collision avoidance systems in airplanes. I like software that can detect cancer before a doctor can. I like machine vision systems that stop factory workers from getting their hands crushed in hydraulic presses.

That’s what computers are supposed to do.

Cold. Precise. Mechanical.

I don’t need a technology to “express itself.”

The problem started when Silicon Valley decided the machine should paint. The machine should write poetry. The machine should compose symphonies and generate films and imitate the human soul like a skinwalker wearing a beret.

Now every ad, every song, every image online has this faint chemical aftertaste to it. Like the entire culture is being slowly replaced with synthetic substitutes because executives realized audiences consume slop at the same rate they consume art.

And the worst part is they call this “democratizing creativity.”

No. Creativity was already democratized. A guy with a guitar and 3 friends in a garage could make something beautiful. A college kid with a cracked copy of Photoshop could make an album cover that changed someone’s life.

What they actually democratized was content production.

Factories. Throughput. Infinite generation.

A machine can diagnose my low testosterone. Fine.

I just don’t want it writing the eulogy.

[rose @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?