Sara ✏ WIP Hell

Your sarcastic ace friend. She/they. Cat mom. Engineer. Fiction blogger/aspiring novelist. Perpetually exhausted. Sports enjoyer: 🎾🏈 Go Jets!

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

The blog is a little over a year old so I did a thing: https://t.co/tV5NiMiEMS BUY ME COFFEH PLZKTHX

[ATP Tour @atptour]

One last goodnight to Gael in Paris 🌙

Merci beaucoup, the memories will last forever 🫶

#RolandGarros

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

i think this means the jets now have the longest active drought of all the major professional sports teams 🫠

fun fact: both droughts started the year my husband (a WNY native and lifelong Sabres fan) and i started dating in college. we're sorry? 😬

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Who's with us?!

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

People are dragging this woman, but I can assure you:
1) this is not the belief of a small fringe minority
2) it is not a joke.

I was raised in a fundamentalist evangelical household. Homeschooled my entire life, taught young earth creationism, steeped in religious fundamentalist curriculum. I left that world at 17.

My church, my family, my friends genuinely believed that a war in Iran would signal the apocalypse and usher in the final chapters of Revelation, setting the stage for the Rapture.

I have genuine love and respect for my religious and evangelical friends and family.

But for some, their views get into “doomsday cult” territory.

And that would just be a private matter of faith, except these people run the country. Military leaders are now saying this out loud as justification for the latest American conflict.

That should terrify you.

[NFL @NFL]

Smiles from Sam 😀

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

NFL fans to Sam Darnold after preventing the Patriots from winning another Super Bowl

[NFL @NFL]

The first starting QB in history to win a Super Bowl after playing with 5+ teams.

What a rewarding journey for Sam Darnold 🙌

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

CRYING OVER SAM DARNOLD IN 2026 THAT'S MY BOOOOY 😭💕

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

i never thought I'd be crying over Sam fucking D*rnold after he left the jets but welp here I am

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

time is a flat circle and I'm back in the fucking building

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

i never thought I'd be crying over Sam fucking D*rnold after he left the jets but welp here I am

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

THAT'S MY BOOOOY

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

Sam Darnold is going to start a Super Bowl game. How ya feeling Gang Green?

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

The government of the United States has illegally invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader.

We need to all turn out in opposition to this egregious failure of our government, and stop it.

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

QUINNEN *AND* SAUCE?! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets Blockbuster II: New York is trading three-time Pro-Bowl DT Quinnen Williams to the Cowboys, sources tell ESPN.

First CB Sauce Gardner and now, on the same day, Williams.

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

I'm so happy for Sam. this is incredible football

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

"EBT should only pay for gruel that comes in a metal pail" is the kind of argument that must feel soooooo good to make if you're evil and also have an enormous hole in your frontal lobe

[villains enthusiast @aemondseyepatch]

"My concern is not artificial intelligence, but natural stupidity."

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

didn't watch the game or even get dressed in my jersey today for the first time all season and they finally get the first win

[nicole e @njrealtornic]

They did it. They really did it 😭

[Sara ✏ WIP Hell @NinjaSpaz]

this game is still live 🧐

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

James Baldwin said this almost a decade before Hamas was founded

[JennaLaineESPN @JennaLaineESPN]

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.