Pat McCardle

Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

PFF really thinks Caleb Hawkins is the 83rd best player in the 2027 NFL Draft...
hell, if he even gets drafted ill give away $10,000 to someone who retweets this
good luck lmao

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz

[97.1 The Ticket: @971theticketxyt]

Can we say Gus Johnson ruined the moment on Saturday

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@MGC384 @djcollins3

[Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey]

BREAKING: The Sixers are bringing Hip Hop back for a few games this season, to celebrate the 2001 team.

Bill Roth, who played the mascot from 1998-2011, will come out of rabbit retirement, too.

(He'll try not to tear an ACL or achilles this time).

More: https://t.co/MhMWiBwUoZ

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@djcollins3 @MGC384 feel like it’s angrier than this

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

Philly bartenders when you ask if they can put on the Flyers game

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@digs_chris

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Two South Carolina Highway Patrol troopers have saved a pig from being hit by incoming traffic the middle of the state’s busiest highway, I-26.

The pig was rescued without injury and then adopted by a family member of the state trooper who rescued him!

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@PanasonicDX4500 @PatrickCahiII Betsy Ross apparently was nicknamed the little rebel. Rebels isn’t bad.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@Mattyh26 @LegionHoops @ringer @awfulannouncing Reduces travel and time between games probably. Might get a better product.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@FrontPorchU Canyon Pizza is undoubtedly some of the worst pizza Ive ever had. Truly terrible.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@craighorlbeck Was this a shart or a fart?

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@muls87 He was unbelievable

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@muls87

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@DeanTTraining 10% 🙏

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@DannyBKelly @Danny_Heifetz @craighorlbeck Just listened to the take purge….Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 19 The Good Samaritan covers sneezing. I have said “You’re sooo good looking” to my wife as long as we’ve been together because of this episode.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@muls87 @BeatHammer @JoeDeCamara @JamesSeltzer @WIPMorningShow @SportsRadioWIP @Devan_Kaney @RitchieJon Calling yourself the hammer is the lamest thing ever.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@delpiero_211 @PapayonTrading @asalciunas975 The Eagles ran the Tush Push 48 times in the 2024 regular season. They ran 1,114 plays. Also, the Bills season, for all intents and purposes, ended because they didn’t convert it. But sure the Eagles rely on it and the Bills don’t run it. Cool fantasy world you’re living in.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@SheilKapadia @EJSmith94 @daboulcliff Re: Roy email: Shouldve paid the $200 right away to avoid the upcharge. Im still only paying the $200. The relationship is already ruined the second that guy hits send asking for $240. You send him the $200 and tell him you put the extra $40 in a savings account for your newborn.

[Penn State Men’s Hockey @PennStateMHKY]

DIMARSICO CALLED GAME!!!!!!

#WeAre #HockeyValley

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@PSchrags Except they could’ve had Saquon for the same money as Darius Slayton and Xavier McKinney for less guaranteed money than Jevon Holland. Both better players and team captains.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@BillColarulo Joe Banner tweeted about this…

[Joe Banner @JoeBanner13]

Eagles today added yrs & moved a small % of new money into the existing yrs. They also increased guarantees. All gd & smart. TO was looking for a new deal at considerably higher #’s 1 yr in. This idea was tried then. 21 yrs later no team has still done what he wanted. For anyone.

[Pat McCardle @NinjaTrtleJuice]

@asalciunas975 I have 2 girls, 4 & 6. My wife & I took 4yo out for her bday so she could get all the attention. She spent the whole day crying she wants her sister. We finally picked her sister up & went home. W/in 2 minutes the 4 yo is yelling at her sister & 2 hand shoved her into a wall.