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[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@maria_rcks Because it turns out customers don’t actually care about speed or resource efficiency. Being able to ship fast and solve your problems with electron is what actually lets you dominate the market

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@wannabfisherman I feel like people think we’re faking the soap taste. Like it’s fine, I handle it if something has cilantro in it, but the first time I felt it, I legitimately thought that they had just washed the salsa bowl and didn’t rinse out the dish soap

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@Estorilista @StrayRoyal @jjongbeargeddon Most of Europe has a large bilingual population, it’s just not necessarily English. My parents, as well as most of the older population in Eastern Europe speak Russian as a second language for example, for obvious reasons

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

Lingua franca understander

[schrödinger’s cooter cat @xannekix]

u learned english bc u wanna talk to us. we didn’t learn yall language cuz we don’t wanna talk to yall

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@takoraism Wait, do black women genuinely believe they look good with braids?

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@_vardozz_ @liblefti3 Yes, except if you are trying to live in Lithuania you fucking retard.

Lithuanians are under no obligation to learn the language of murderous gas station attendants in their own country.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@hardest_my @no1cahokiasimp Was that by Ukrainian officials, or by the countries they were trying to enter due to not having a valid visa?
I've never heard of this, would like to read more

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@haleysaysstuff They're so brain rotted on this, that they genuinely think that by saying "I don't feel represented by white Americans", we're saying "I'm a different race from white Americans"

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@bangstayce Are you people illiterate. "They" were just trying to say that Slovaks don't consider themselves the same as Americans or Albanians just cause they're all white.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

Europeans went "Albanians and Slovaks are not the same actually" for 5 seconds, and American Twitter immediately went "FUCKING EUROPEANS PRETEND THEY DON'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE."

Can you people not read. Does everything in life have to involv you specifically?

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@mommabiia Are you people incapable of not being victims in every conversation? Yeah, race is a thing here. The issue is you guys the treat all white people as a monolith, and get shocked when two Europeans tell you they don't see each other as the same

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@grosherie Saying this on the "Americans bitching about shit non stop" app

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@_NoAngels @mimekkyu @amnsjjja Lmao, no they really do not. Immigrant communities in Europe mostly self segregate based on ethnicity as well.

If they do mingle, it's usually on the basis on religion, not race.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@laibachmnau Ironically, Americans do have a very distinct culture, even if you only look at white Americans.

But for some reason they just assume that's "white people" instead of "white Americans" lmao

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

It's so funny to see Americans today randomly say shit that would have caused wars a decade ago.

Like no bro, Slovakians aren't Balkan, the fuck lmao.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@mimekkyu @amnsjjja Europeans don't think another European is their "brother" just because they both happen to be white. We're obviously different culturally.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@mimekkyu @amnsjjja Everyone categorizes based on race, but Americans have this weird idea of intra racial unity, like a black American and black African share anything.

Nobody else in the world thinks you're the same as them just because you have the same skin color.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@FOXDlE555 @ASadWeeGhostie Yeah, and if I sit in front of you, I'm not going to say it, because I'm not socially retarded.

[Guacamelee @Niveran]

@ItsAndyRyan @ASadWeeGhostie Why's would I want or need followers, I'm not retarded