The Golux

Not your Average Socialist. I think we'll leave it at that.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

too all my new followers, thanks a whole freaken lot. now strap in for a crazy sarcastic ride =D

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@BibleReloaded I've been a fan for ages, seen literally everything you guys have done, and 2 of my corrections have made it on the show

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@JeffHollandaise Oh my god you managed to create the most obnoxious dating profile of all time.... good job sir.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@IKEAUSA for shame! Mr & Ms Zego just want to move into their home but you have made that impossible #wheresthecouch @PaulsEgo @lovelessashi

[The Reverend Doctor Nick @wizardofcause]

Everyone relax...

The nuclear codes are all over 140 characters. There's no chance of a launch in the next four years.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

Oh my god. Please please make this happen, please https://t.co/iyjL1k9DMk

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@PaulsEgo abused me today I used to be such a huge fan but now he is just a screaming autistic retard

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

Man I can't believe it's been 3 years. What a crazy time. https://t.co/4R3eCixB0T

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Social justice is like getting addicted to meth without the highs. Learn from me. What a difference three years makes.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@ALeaftOnTheWind don't get me wrong blm is racist as all fuck and I'm far from a fan. But blaming this on them seems groundless

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

Controversial option: #blmkinapping was clearly a hate crime BUT blaming #BlackLivesMatter is a bit like blaming vidya for school shootings.

[Lyle Rath @LyleRath]

The sad thing about Onision is that with a little more childhood abuse he could've been a really successful serial killer. Wasted potential.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@SkepTorr last time I bought something on a Chinese eBay clone the order got totally messed up. But it wasn't alibaba to be fair.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@AngryAsAllFuck @ReaganGomez umm I'll have you know that 100% of totally real cyber violence tm has been caused by words.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@SkepTorr tell me about it. I paid $16 shipping for about $8 needle once. Annoying af

[TJ @amazingatheist]

If you didn't realize until tonight that Mariah Carey sucks, you're part of the problem.

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@PaulsEgo I found the perfect ideology for you https://t.co/2fwufTXL71

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@mellomelsko @AliciaEtler @wilw it's just about the only reason he has any sort of relevance so I recon he can suck it up =p

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

The tragedy of prisoners of Auschwitz & their complicated moral dilemmas which today we can hardly comprehend should not be instrumentalized https://t.co/lGYSxQ4a54

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@BoneProcessor did she actually know the full details of the egghead thing? As she dropped him like a hot coal when the news broke

[The Golux @NoMereDevice]

@BoneProcessor I know but I dont get it @RybiJenkins is fun and she seems really sweet. (Also rather cute but that's neither here nor there)