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The least superlative person in the known universe.

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

@alexnewtweets @corinnePSU This is so true. The pics in the tinder profile I had when I met the gf were the latest, decent solo pics I had. The front one was five years old. I'm lucky she didn't care when it turned out my hair was literally a foot and a half longer.

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

When the revolution comes, I hope that it knows to spare randy newman https://t.co/K1UO7cpY2u

[Ben Porter @eigenbom]

Rolled a mini generator for this at https://t.co/aNkJ5Ord54

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

@thedextriarchy Hi Adi I get the mid 2000s meme reference don't worry.

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

MAN OR MACHINE??

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

This is a fun joke and all ha-ha but the photos raise an important question:

Is that actually Joaquin or a CG render?

Please vote below.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

The Wolves in the Walls (written by me with art by ⁦@DaveMcKean⁩) was published 16 years ago. Today the VR adaptation premieres at Tribeca. Meet Lucy: https://t.co/fWxUhVGC0z

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

Across the street, the guy delivering the big shipment of commercial air filters is smoking.

[Dr. Kristin Hook for Congress @Kristin_Hook]

As a furloughed scientist, I thought it worthwhile to use my PhD skills to look at evidence for the president’s claims of a national security crisis & whether his desire for a wall is an adequate justification for a government #shutdown that has cut off pay for 800,000 Americans.

[Dave Palumbo @DaveMakesVR]

Hey look at what these crazy kids are making! https://t.co/i8zrj6foFe

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

@Uber can Express Pool pickups take hills into account? My walk contained a 105 foot elevation change.

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

@Uber_Support I’m trying to schedule a ride, but I can’t seem to find the car-and-clock icon as described on the help page. Running the latest version on iOS.

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

@AppleSupport just got a notification that I’m running out of storage on my iPhone 6s. This doesn’t seem right. What should I do?

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

Man oh man am I on̴e̵ ̴l̷u̵c̶͚̦̣̋̈̆k̸͔͆͑̇͋̓͆̍͝y̶͔̗̻̼̿ грязная американская свинья

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

Me: You should use an incognito window for everything so Google can't build it's ad profile on you.
Also me:

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

@Sam_theWolf Ur mom is old, bruh. https://t.co/h6foe7Gv6l

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

A thread of images from a Japanese illustrated history of America from 1861.

Here is George Washington (with bow and arrow) pictured alongside the Goddess of America. 1/

[Regular-Sized Rudy @NoPunDave]

Playing Despacito from your phone speakers at the gate of a delayed flight had to be some kind of hate crime, right? Where can I report this monster??